10 Educators Offer Service-Learning Project at Immanuel College under The Education Collaborative


By: Fagbemi Joshua (The Scribe) 

Following 20 hours within 3 weeks of intensive collaborative engagement by students of the faculty of education at Immanuel College, the final session was thereby held at the school on Friday, November 10, 2023, under the watch of Dr. Tolulope Victoria Gbadamosi, the faculty mentor of Education Student and also the Service Learning Project’s Principal Investigation Officer.

The Education Collaborative, sponsored by ASHESI (A university in Ghana), is a service-learning program aimed at building essential life skills in students/learners and preparing them for a career focused on having all forms of positive impacts in the immediate society.

The project, which is co-organized by four placement instructors; The head, Dr. Tolulope Victoria Gbadamosi, Dr. Bose E. Orimadegun, Dr. Olutoyin A. Fashae and Dr. Bukola O. Ochei, cut across 40 students from four departments/faculties; Education, Social Sciences (Geography), Law and College of Medicine (Chemical Pathology).

At the final session of Team Education’s project, various activities were organized by Educators ranging from a health talk on the assembly ground where SSS1 to SSS3 students were addressed on the importance of health awareness and environmental sanitation. Students were encouraged to be conscious of the way they dispose off materials. 


Health Talk on Assembly Ground

Likewise, a coordinated effort was pulled by the placement instructor, Dr. Gbadamosi and the 10 Educators, alongside students of the school in moving the school’s incinerator farther so as to alleviate all forms of air pollution and also promote a healthy living.

Also, there was the creation of an environmental club, “The Green Tree Club”, of about 50 students which shall serve the purpose of enhancing the maintenance, sanitation and cleanliness of the school environment. 


The Incinerator shift activity

Representatives of each class compete in a Scavenger’s hunt game where the three classes with the heaviest waste collection were given a bulk of marker refill as prizes. Two waste bins were also gifted to the school as a token of appreciation and a bid to promote a clean environment. 

Below is a list of the 10 Educators and their department;

1. Olaoluwa Daniel – Arts and Social Sciences Education 

2. Fagbemi Joshua – Arts and Social Sciences Education

3. Balogun Rahmat – Arts and Social Sciences Education

4. Adenipekun Paul – Arts and Social Sciences Education

5. Olasubomi Promise – Arts and Social Sciences Education

6. Odedele Tobi – Arts and Social Sciences Education

7. Rafiu Olalekan – Early Childhood and Educational Foundation

8. Oladejo Rebecca – Early Childhood and Educational Foundation

9. Adeniji Isaac – Science and Technology Education

10. Olufokun Faith – Science and Technology Education


Presentation of Waste Bins

VINCULO Splashed Colours as Team EDGE Stage Another Epic Faculty HangOut/Gyration


By: Fagbemi Joshua (The Scribe)

In what was considered a grand outing under the watch of NUESA-UI, Team Edge held a hangout and gyration event yesterday, Friday, November 10, 2023 at the faculty car park. 

The event which has been for days mesmerized across groups delivered to the best of taste, as anticipated by educators as well as non-educators, through its explorations and an all round coloured, peppered vibes.


Hangout Session

At the onset of the event, anchored by Mc Peteru, which opened with a hangout, quite a number of educators were seen with various shades of colours ranging from orange, yellow, blue, white, green, red, pink to wine and so on; as stipulated by the defines of the event. 

Along the hangout, educators engaged in a series of indoor games that simulates their brain like chess, monopoly, ludo, table tennis, snooker, whot, PES and scrabble in a bid to relieve the for-long semester hitches and stress.


Gyration session

With DJ Tinie on the music mix, Energy Hypeman Kubaan and Mc Peteru stirring the wave of the atmosphere, the gyration became lighted within the walls of the faculty. There was also the presence of music artists who at the point were involved in both rap and pop genres.

Noteworthy, educators paid tributes to Mohbad with touches of their phones when one of his famous music hits was aired. Also, a finalist shout-out session played out where 400-level educators danced and jumped in the air having witnessed their last faculty gyration.


Mohbad’s Tribute

Fellow Educators, We Are One!


Tade*, a student of Counseling and Human Developmental Studies is of the opinion that he is an educator as a result of his thirst to become a psychologically aware individual for the good of the society. He sees this as the only thread that connects that two-step of his legs with the floors of the faculty. Aside from his will – either strong or not – to contribute to the progressive movement of his community and shape lives better, he is closed to no other submissions.

Chisom*, a final year big chap from the Special Education department likewise sees his main duty in the faculty as to focus on his study – as he has been doing since his 100 level days – and work towards having a first class. To him, engaging in activities like public opinion, elections, extracurricular activities and joining student clubs/organizations is out of his equation. He happens to be a self pompous individual who happens to place a strict importance on himself. 

George*, a penultimate Educational Management student who has been all around joining various committees, organizations and currently the General Secretary of his department, this has made him a force to reckon with and a key stakeholder both in his department and faculty level. Even though he is an educational manager, he gets himself involved in activities that surround his department and faculty as he rests on the stance of a union force.

Through the context of our aspirations, career pursuit, network chase, engagements, traditions, beliefs and any of the norms that shapes what differentiates us, there lies a significant lonely line that binds our existence in a society. Within the values of our justifications, we are obliged to work towards peace and unity in any facet we step our feet on. Likewise, such is expected to be done through an active participation both directly and indirectly. 

In Henry Fayol’s 14 Principles of Management where the last principle titled “Esprits de Corps’ ‘ meaning United We Stand, Divided We Fall, we are expected to lay foundations on that. The essence of life in every of its facets reckons the concept of unity and unionism; the absence of which birth violence, misunderstanding, turbulence, safety breach and of course, a threat to peace. 

Within the train of the convention that says we are better shaped by what divides us, there is a need to point out the notion of such strength. Various organs of governments exist for the purpose of check and balances within such terrain. The foundation of which registered that every organ serves as watchdog on one another in a bid to curtail use of excessive power, avoiding the centralization of any authority and ensuring such power is well evenly distributed. 

Following the recent level cross that was staged between the NUESA Central Executive Council and Faculty Legislative Council, the preaching of this editorial becomes pertinent and as well relevant. In such a scenario, a series of plays were seen and bundles of lessons were learnt. In some parts, it became a surge of awareness that there are some factions who are readily waiting to explore a power tussle and manipulate such into what they call “sharing of grievances, protecting one of theirs or opportunity to throw their voices.”

As Educators, who are models to society, there is a need to portray a behavior that conforms to the preaching of our discourse. In a wise mode, we should do this through all forms of our activities and daily actions. Actions as such range from interactions with fellow educators, cliches, level mates, friends and so on. Our form of interaction depicts the manner and action such will reflect. Since our actions are best interpreted according to the norms of the society, there is need to be careful and cautious of these actions.

NUESA is here for us all to devote our all and work towards a unified definition. At every department, associations of such, departmental clubs, all DCC, Press organizations and Faculty Judicial Council, we are all one under a single umbrella of NUESA, it is required of everyone to be concerned of anything that tends to bring glory to the faculty.

Within the corner of our passion in our various arms, we should endeavor to channel this in a way that doesn’t affect what we stand for. We are ambassadors of what we represent and as such a replica of the image we portray. Knowing the virtues that surround the process and end result of a positive drive, this direct the affairs and energy channeled to this course which translates to a more collaborative stance.

Knowing the weight of NUESA within the university community, it must be noted that all eyes are always on the Faculty of Education. Every issue of the faculty goes a long way considering the range of depth at which Education news flies. As such, we must be wary of the way we carry and project the image of the faculty so as to portray a positive image.

These can be achieved by having a show of love towards one another, spreading the gospel of unity and having a spirit of cooperation among each other. We should also see ourselves as an integral section of the faculty which further instills us to have the love and good of the faculty engraved in our heart. Only through these can unity prevail. We are one! 

ONÍRÚURÚ




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Onírúurú lòkútà tÓlú dá,
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Rántí pé káún a máa kùtà lọ́jà,
Òkúta a dàwò mọ́jú,
Abẹrẹ́ a máa kán lẹ́nu,
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Aaka ò gbé ọ̀dàn, igbó ní ń gbé,
Yẹ̀wà rẹ wò àwé,
Ohun tí ń tán lọdún Eégún…
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A kì í dùbúlẹ̀ ṣubú,
Alákadá gbajúmọ́ iṣẹ́ rẹ,
Ohun o wá rà lọ́jà ni o tẹ́jú mọ́,
A kì í mọ ibi à ń lọ kọ́rùn ó wọni,
Ìtẹ́lọ́rùn òun ìwà pẹ̀lẹ́,
dára, sunwọ̀n níwà.


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Tips for Eco-Friendly Driving: Reduce Your Carbon Footprint


By: Japheth Oladele ~ SoG

You might be wondering, “learning how to drive a car, with all this sheges in UI? I will learn how to drive a car when I graduate”(smiles). I tell you having an idea about driving is not bad anyways. While preparing this, I reminisced on those days when I learnt how to ride a motorcycle (my dad taught me actually). I may not have had the opportunity again.

You see learning how to drive a car/driving a car is a significant step towards independence and convenience especially when your dad or mom owns a car or whether you’re a new driver or someone looking to brush up on their skills, this guide will take you through the essential steps and tips for operating a vehicle safely and confidently. Sit back and enjoy!

Before hitting the road, there are some essential preparations (pre-driving preparations) to consider. The first is to have someone as a guide with you inside the car and ensure that you have a valid driver’s license for the type of vehicle you intend to drive. Inspect your car for any visible issues, including checking tire pressure, lights, brakes, and fluids. Adjust your seat, steering wheel, and side mirrors to ensure you have a comfortable and clear view of the road.

Having done this, we move on to starting the car. Put the key in the ignition and turn it to start the car. Some modern vehicles have keyless ignition systems, so follow the manufacturer’s instructions. Then, while the car is in “Park” or “Neutral,” press the brake pedal before shifting into gear.

The next step is split into two parts and that is  shifting gears for automatic and manual transmission. If you’re driving an automatic transmission vehicle, you won’t have to manually shift gears. Simply move the gear lever to “Drive” (D) and release the brake pedal. If you’re driving a manual transmission vehicle, Press the clutch pedal all the way to the floor then move the gear shift lever into first gear (1) and gradually release the clutch pedal while giving a little gas to engage the engine and transmission smoothly.

Furthermore, we move forward to acceleration and braking. To accelerate, press the gas pedal gently. To slow down or come to a stop, gradually apply the brake pedal. Avoid sudden, jerky movements.

Also, when turning and changing lanes, signal your intentions by using your turn signals. However, never forget to check your blind spots by glancing over your shoulder before changing lanes or turning. You can also turn the steering wheel gently to navigate turns and lane changes.

In addition, knowing what to do after parking is essential. After parking, engage the parking brake to prevent the car from rolling. Then shift to “Park” (P) for automatic transmission while you shift to neutral (N) and engage the parking brake for manual transmission.

Finally, it’s essential to practice defensive driving to stay safe on the road. Keep a safe following distance, obey traffic laws, and be aware of your surroundings at all times.

In summary, Learning how to drive a car is a valuable skill that offers freedom and convenience. Whether you’re just starting or refreshing your knowledge, following these steps and practicing your skills will help you become a confident and responsible driver. Remember to always prioritize safety and follow traffic rules to ensure a smooth and enjoyable driving experience.

Enjoy your ride!

What Lies Beneath, Beware !


Episode 7




In retaliation and the fact that she was stressed out, Juliet replied to her manager harshly. As a result, she was told to bring her mother the following day before she could work. She had no one to speak with except for her brother Ayomide who always heard her out. Juliet was glad she didn’t call Toheeb a thief directly but only reported what she saw that day of the incident, if not so, more who had happened to her than just calling her mum because he will be defended by the manager and she, she has nobody except God. She later solve the issue peacefully with her boss without her mum’s involvement.

Months later, stole twenty naira notes from his father and put it in his sister’s purse when their father was furious to check them up. He said, “Sorry big sis., you don’t need to take it to heart. After all, dad doesn’t love you in the first place, so, if he learnt that you stole it he will be indifferent. The hatred will always be there. Please, make the sacrifice for me, and bear the whole family’s hatred, don’t let it get to me”.

Juliet couldn’t believe her ears and then she slapped him. The thunderous slap affected their father where he was sitting at the parlor that made him come out. “What’s going on here?” Adeleke requested
“She slapped me because I insisted on checking her purse for your lost money”. Ayomide replied.
“How dare you? Now bring your purse for me to see”, Adeleke said and he found the money in her purse.

“Dad, it is not like that …I … didn’t do it, it… it was………” Juliet tried to say but Ayomide cut in saying, “Don’t you want to pay for your acceptance fee. No wonder— Now, I understand but should have at least asked dad, who knows he might have to pay for it this time around”.

“I never expect that to… you of all people would do this too. And you dad, don’t tell me you also fell for this dad? Right?” she managed to say as she wailed.

Episode 8
Adeleke shook his head in disappointment, “Now I believe you are indeed a bastard. If you could do this to me, definitely you can kill me. Now, I DISOWN YOU”. Adeleke snapped.
“And I am not your daughter. You are not my fucking father. After all, you never loved me. Sometimes I wonder if I ever have a parent or family. Do you know why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE”, Juliet started back snorting. That was how she left her family for good hoping everything will be okay with them but on the contrary everything became worse. Since then, Juliet found it difficult to relate with people most especially keeping friends ‘cause she believed they were prejudicial to her.

Few months later, Juliet entered into Federal university of Akure studying political science. It was in her three hundred level that she met Omolara. Omolara had always shared her experience about life with Juliet and always admonished her not to believe in friends. At first, Juliet was reluctant to see her as a friend but seeing her maturity and strong religious belief, she accepted her as a friend and then opened up to her in her area of life experience. Juliet and Lara prayed together and hoped for good things. Whenever Juliet was nowhere to be found Lara would look for her and comfort her. They loved each other. Juliet’s leadership position was even given to someone because she failed to date one of her lecturers.

Two years later, when Juliet was preparing for her national service, that is, NYSC, she met her secondary school mate Emmanuel who had defended her before. He was wealthy by then and he showed what true love really is. Juliet couldn’t help but to fall for him, the person she informed when he started courting her was Omolara and she complimented her saying, “Wow, later on you give in to love. That’s my girl! I told you. Juliet narrated their encounter to Lara and how he melted her heart. It was when Lara saw Emmanuel that she fell in love with him at first sight plus what her friend told her about him together with his wealth, all these attracted her.

Episode 9
That was how Omolara developed jealousy for Juliet. That was when she remembered that all the guys she liked back in school always drooled over Juliet. “Why will she have all the good things to herself, just as she suffered so did I”, Lara said to herself one day when she couldn’t control herself anymore. She found herself always asking about what happened between the two lovers from Juliet including their intimacy.

Lara plotted evil against Juliet by setting her up with a guy who was one of Juliet’s crushers, she took a picture of them kissing each other and sent it to Emmanuel with a private number. Meanwhile, things were not as they were in the picture. Emmanuel tried to find out from Juliet if she was really cheating on him for he did not want to believe it and because such an allegation was once made against her before in her secondary school, and that he disflowered her. He believed she was not capable of hurting him. Juliet assured him she would not do such a thing to him, being indifferent for she believed she did nothing wrong. The strange number sent a message to him again that he should try to notice his girlfriend’s reaction whenever someone called her.

Meanwhile, Lara told Juliet to always stand up from the presence of her fiancée to see his reaction towards her calling and chatting with an unknown person in his presence, and then Lara played the role of the unknown person. Emmanuel was being cool and was indifferent about her behavior. To him, he seemed to deduce sense from the stranger’s message and he started to contemplate it.

His heart was broken when Omolara came to his house to have sex with him and he declined her offer, She called him a fool for being fooled by Juliet and told him that Juliet had no heart to love anyone except herself because of all she had passed through, she had also decided to break every man’s heart because she was traumatized. She told him to stop his obsession with her for it was love. She went as far as showing him her chat with Juliet, where Juliet said she will just collect Emmanuel’s money and then abandon him after she announced her marriage to her beloved Francis. For Emmanuel was her past and he had also humiliated her during her hardship. She also mentioned all sorts of bad things about him. Emmanuel confirmed it and saw it was the fact.

To be continued….
By: M. ABA

Marie’s High


Chapter 3b

THE WALKING DISASTER

Since it was impossible for me to read and understand in my noisy class before our lessons began, I took note of the events happening around me. The first scene that caught my attention was Rose and a group of students talking about her vacation in Rome. I couldn’t help but admire her glowing fair skin and natural pink lips each time she answered various questions from students who cared to listen with poise, confidence, and panache. 

She was a great storyteller and attention seeker!!!

“What can I do you for, Miss Spot Full, Fat Legs”, other students in their homeroom made fun of me as Rose walked up to me with a saucy face. “You’ve been staring at me all day long”, she sat on the spot where my hands were resting on my desk and crossed her fine legs.

“Ouch!” I groaned, still, my classmates continued to make mockery of me. Not even Shola could stand up for me.

“Oh, does that hurt?” she felt no iota of pity for me. “That’s what you get for trying to infect me with your ugliness”.

“Common baby, the poor girl just wanted some attention”, Freaky laughed. ” And still can’t get over the fact that you’re my girlfriend”.

“So ridiculous!” she pointed her well-polished fourth left finger toward me scornfully. “This filthy slut wants to compete with me?” her right palm landed on my cheek.

“Oh, that’s amazing, rosy,” Cynthia remarked while recording a video.

“You should be awarded the best slapper of the year”, they did the high five gesture. Unable to control my emotions, I cried.

“Don’t tell me she’s crying”, Michelle said, and her statement was accompanied by a series of laughter. “Grandma, where are you?” She mimicked a child’s voice. 

Shamefully, I walked out of the classroom to wash my swollen face in the toilet and get some first aid treatment for my injured fingers but it appeared nowhere was safe for me in Marie’s high. Even away from the four walls of my homeroom, students kept staring and saying nasty things about me to my face. They accused me of trying to seduce Dj Freaky on my first day.

“Hey, it’s nice seeing you again”, I bumped into Timmy at the school clinic while escaping from another set of haters ganging up against me.

“Hi”, I replied impolitely to make him leave. 

“You’ll get through this”, he smiled “Lemme get you a hand balm”, he disappeared and returned with one as he promised.

” Thanks”, I replied.

“It’s okay to cry here. No one’s gonna laugh”, he applied the balm on my broken wrist and massaged it gently. I laughed as he did so even though I was in pain

” And congratulations on your new post”, I wished he didn’t mention that.

“You need to take me to Mr. Yemi’s office”, I pleaded with him, afraid of getting another round of physical assault for a post I lacked interest in.

Marie’s high staff quarters had different offices and departments, I would have certainly gotten lost if Timmy hadn’t accompanied me there because my guidebook was ripped apart by Rose’s supporters. Besides, Mr. Jeffrey’s office was far away and when we eventually got there, he wasn’t around. The sign at the top of his door indicated that he was taking a class. After checking my LED wristwatch, I found out we didn’t have enough time to make it to our next lesson and didn’t want Timi to be punished for my sake.

Even though Mathematics was the least of my favorite subjects, I still didn’t want to miss the class or become a teacher’s enemy so as soon as I entered my homeroom, I went on my knees, to plead forgiveness from my new Maths teacher. He ignored me at first and kept on teaching others but when there were twenty-three minutes remaining for a change of class, he ordered me out. He wasn’t even interested in knowing the reason why I was late for his class. 

As I was about to leave the class completely shattered physically and emotionally, a feminine voice pleaded with him on my behalf. I looked back for my savior’s face which turned out to be Aisha’s, whom I least expected. To prove she was on good terms with him, he listened to her.

“Thank you, sir”, We chorused.

In the library where I sat quietly during lunch, every single word in “She Stoops to Conquer” by Oliver Goldsmith amused me. While I was anticipating Tony’s reaction when he got to know the barmaid he fell in love with was also his arranged fiance, Shola hastily took the book from me, disrupting my fun.

“Don’t tell me you’re not eating today also”, she dragged me from the wooden chair I was sitting on.

“I’m not hungry”, I replied.

“Can you at least buy me a hot cup of tea as appreciation?” Aisha made a demand that got me hooked.

“Of course”, I accompanied them out of the library to avoid getting another red-eye from the librarian. 

“Thanks for helping me earlier”, I told her on our way to the school’s biggest cafeteria.

“Shola forced me to do it”, she confessed.

“It’s not a big deal”, Shola didn’t succeed in covering her mouth to stop her from saying those words.

Going to the school’s biggest cafeteria didn’t turn out to be a good idea. There, I felt Esau’s pain when he sold his birthright for a pot of porridge. The food displayed served by the school chefs in cool outfits was quite tempting. Their different dimensions, colors, and shapes almost pushed me to spend the last dime in the new savings account Grandma got me – Jollof rice garnished with cube size carrots, sweet corn, and green pepper, soft golden brown fried plantains stylishly arranged on a plate of boiled beans with stew, doughnuts with chocolate or strawberry frostings and others.

“What can I do for you, Miss?”, One of the attendants at the counter asked me.

“I’d like to buy a hot cup of coffee”, I told her slowly to avoid making a blunder that could make me the center of ridicule. Even though my voice was low, I was glad she got my order correctly so I didn’t have to repeat it and probably make a mistake the second time.

However, the real tragedy happened when I bumped into Rose when returning to Shola and co’s table. She was so engrossed in operating her iPhone that she didn’t notice I was approaching and I couldn’t take my eyes off the meals that interested me.

To be continued…..

By Enny’s Blog

The Effect of University Education in the Nigerian Economic Sector


By: Fagbemi Joshua

Actually, to make a strong round of discussion on the relationship that exists between University Education and the Nigerian Economic Sector without paying homage to the emergence of education in Nigeria will be a huge gap to this discussion. How does it all start? Modern day education in Nigeria started on 24th September, 1842 at Badagry following the arrival of Methodist Christian Missionaries – with Rev. Thomas Birch Freeman and Mr. and Mrs. William de Graft at the forefront – where they opened a mission and a nursery school.

Christian Missionary Society (C.M.S), founded the first secondary school in Nigeria – C.M.S Grammar School – in 1859 at Lagos. Thereafter, higher education came into the picture as education in Nigeria moved to a new stage with the establishment of Yaba Higher College in December, 1932 through a collaboration from the missionaries and Nigerian government. The move which would later result in the establishment of University College, Ibadan – the first Nigeria university, now University of Ibadan in 1948. 

Other early established universities are; University of Nigeria (1960), Ahmadu Bello University (1962), University of Lagos (1962), Obafemi Awolowo University (1962), formerly known as University of Ife, University of Benin (1970), and University of Ilorin (1975).

Unarguably, the importance of university education to Nigeria as a whole cannot be overemphasized since education is the cornerstone of any economy (Adedigba, 2017). University education, at the apex of higher education categories, has been described as where human capital resources engage competitively through effective training that result in societal reformation and economic development. Notably, university education, as cited by Ofor Douglas (2022), is a series of lessons, theoretical and practical, that equip a graduate with the skills to succeed in the workforce.

In essence, it is expected of universities or the process – university education – to produce graduates who are not only skilled but mentally and adequately prepared for the workforce. Thus, university education plays a vital role in driving economic growth in Nigeria through the development of skilled workforce, fostering innovation and entrepreneurship, and attracting foreign investment. The relevance of education, as stated, to the Nigerian Economic system shall be exemplified during the course of this article. 

The Nigerian Economic Sector – which was foreseen by early nationalists as multi diverse – regrettably digressed from its projected promising mark. Right after gaining independence, agriculture swiftly emerged as the centerpiece of the Nigerian economy which constituted two-third of the employment in the country. It comprised major exports like cocoa, groundnut, rubber and palm oil to become the largest agriculture in Africa between 1960 to 1970. 

The 1970 oil boom after the historic civil war – 1967 to 1970 – will soon take the center stage till date which has resulted in abandoning of the agriculture and manufacturing sector. The focus on the exploration, production and exportation of oil as the bedrock of the nation’s economy resulted in her high dependence on the oil sector as the source of revenue. With 1.753 millions of barrels per day of oil (OPEC, 2022), Nigeria is the eleventh largest oil producer worldwide. It also accounts for 20% of her GDP, 90% of export value and backs about 65% of Nigeria’s budgetary revenue. According to the World Bank (2010), the rise of oil prices from 1999 to 2008 witnessed the growth of the oil sector in Nigeria making it the fastest growing in the world.

The Nigerian economy – within the above prospect – has faced a host of challenges (both in oil and non oil sector) since independence ranging from lack of adequate funding and basic infrastructure, maladministration, epileptic government policies and series of inconsistencies to support its viability. Also, the large oil boom and its revenue failed to reflect in the nation’s standard of living as Nigeria is beautified with the lowest life expectancy – 52.89 years – among OPEC countries (World Bank, 2020) with 7 of every 10 Nigerians living in poverty (Human Development Index, 2022).

In human capital development, university education plays a central role by providing individuals with the right skills, knowledge and abilities needed to be productive and resourceful. By this, education as a whole is a vital driver of economic growth and development through its process of grooming minds with technical skills such as critical thinking, creativity, innovation, problem solving and so on which as such enhances individual and career development.

Across the Nigerian scene, various individuals have benefited at large – and also contributed to the nation’s economy – from the human capital skills bestowed on them during their university education journey in Nigeria. This includes figures like Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, (Director-General, World Trade Organization), Amina J. Mohammed (Deputy Secretary-General, United Nations), Akinwumi Adesina (President, African Development Bank), Oby Ezekwesili (Former Nigeria Minister of Solid Minerals, 2005-2006 and Minister of Education 2006 – 2007), Aliko Dangote (Richest person in Africa, richest black person in the world and 94th richest person in the world) and so on. 

University education has at most times driven the employment rate in Nigeria as graduates of university have higher prospects of being employed compared to other tertiary institutions counterparts. According to National Universities Commission (NUC) 2019 statistics, it was recorded that there are 174 universities in Nigeria – 79 licensed private, 46 federal, 52 state – and a 1.8million undergraduate enrollment as at the 2018/2019 academic session. With an unemployment rate of 33.3% in 2020 (NBS, March 2021), this shows that the employment rate and job creation has failed to match the enrollment rate in Nigeria universities and higher education as 69,373,025 out of 208,327,405 Nigerians are unemployed as at 2020 (NBS, 2021).

Conversely, in a news article published on Vanguard Newspaper on August 24, 2023 titled ‘Nigeria’s unemployment rate falls to 4.1%’, it was reported that the country’s unemployment rate has drastically fallen to 4.1% in Q1 2023 from a 5.3% in Q4 2022 after it was last calculated in 2020 as 33.3%.

According to another source, AP News, in a news article published on August 24, 2023 titled ‘Nigeria’s unemployment rate falls to 4.1%, using new methodology’, it was reported that the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) has classified the employed in Nigeria as those working for at least 1 hour a week (which it has started using since Q4 2022) as against the former; minimum of 20 hours per week measurement it has been using (last used in 2020). This explains the reason behind the huge fall in the nation’s unemployment rate and not to mean that a large number of university graduates are now employed. 

With the history of unemployment in Nigeria, university education, definitely, must rise to the rescue of the nation’s economy by fostering the spirit of entrepreneurship and innovation. This can be done by fostering entrepreneurship development through different activities of students’ core education, research and community service, introducing entrepreneurship education and business plan, provision of mentors for students to help define and strengthen their opportunities, establishing connections with various industries to bring out entrepreneurial ecosystems, promoting collaboration with the private sector and so on. 

In line with the above, a series of Nigerian universities have introduced successful initiatives that seek to improve job creation and employability in the country. Some of which are; Hebron Startup, an ICT entrepreneurship lab, created by Covenant university, the establishment of a center of excellence in software engineering and an ICT complex by Obafemi Awolowo University to encourage technology innovation and likewise, Forbes (2020) listed University of Lagos as the 3rd most productive school in educating entrepreneurs.

A number of graduates from Nigerian universities have as well contributed to the growth of the Nigerian economy in terms of innovation and entrepreneurship. These include; the establishment of Jobberman by Ayodeji Adewunmi, Opeyemi Awoyemi and Olalekan Olude, Yinka Adewale and Pelumi Aboluwarin founded Kudi, Somtochukwu Ifezue, Odunayo Eweniyi and Joshua Chibueze founded PiggyVest and PushCV, founding of Buycoins by Timi Ajiboye, formation of FarmCrowdy by Onyeka Akumah, and many others. 

Notably, universities in Nigeria link and create a strong relationship with industries through different programs such as computer skills training, entrepreneurial training, student industrial work experience project, SIWES, internship, and workshops. These activities help graduates to be exposed, and locate a series of essential future career development to bring about professionalism in decision making and networking through the bank of experiences gathered during the process. Therefore, the connection that exists between university education and industries encourages work experiences, enhances graduates’ motivation and the development of core skills, technical skills, and good qualities. For the Nigerian economy to thrive – or keep on thriving, there is a need for a strong linkage between university education and  Nigerian industries. 

Since universities are the source of human capital and drivers of entrepreneurship activities, their role in research and development is indispensable. According to Bo Göransson et al., it was stressed that ‘the ability of countries to grow and prosper will depend critically on the ability of their universities and university systems to adjust to their new roles while playing multiple roles in the development/transition process of state and creating (potential) nodes in global knowledge networks.’ This explains that the contributions of Nigerian universities to research and development of the country is necessary for a sustainable economic growth.

But, the show of this importance has translated to another story in the case of funding of Nigerian universities. Most universities are handicapped due to lack of financial strength to carry out both timely and innovative research needed for national development. This is quite evident in the yearly budgetary allocation to education – less than 7% over the past seven years – with 6.3% in 2021, 7.2% in 2022 (UNICEF 2022) and a proposed 8.8% for 2023 in December, 2022. This is quite short of the stated 26% budgetary allocation to education by UNESCO (UNICEF 2019). How then can a nation’s economy be prosperous when its show of respect to education – through annual budgetary allocation –  is in shambles?

At the wake of the funding challenges faced by Nigerian universities, they’ve not let their guards down by making quality research across various fields in contribution to the nation’s economic development. Pertinent to state that research productivity is being measured by the number of reviewed articles published by academics in institutions or research institutes. In relation to this, in the past 16 years, there have been more research publications reported in  Nigeria than any other West African country (Olumide et al, 2019). One only needs to imagine the number of articles that would have been published if adequate funding was made available. 

University education and education in general is no doubt key to strong economic performance in a country. According to Global Citizens of Human Rights (2021), top countries with the best education system which has also improved their economy include Denmark, Finland, Japan, Canada, Sweden, Germany, Israel and so on. Therefore, the significance of university education and its unwavering impact to the Nigerian economy calls for an improved action from the government by introducing and implementing strategic policies and initiatives that support university education and the Nigerian economy at large. 

There’s a need to improve on the annual budgetary allocation to education, invest in building technology hubs that bring about innovation among students, focus on the non-oil sector (agriculture, manufacturing, industry, etc.) to ensure a strong and diversified economy, collaborate with universities for research on topical issues in the country and solutions to the problems in nourishing the Nigerian economy, extend the scope of entrepreneurship plus student industrial training and other schemes in a bid to produce more entrepreneurs which in turn reduce the unemployment rate in Nigeria. 

As stated by the iconic Nelson Mandela that “Education is the most powerful weapon you can use to change the world”, the secret to having an economy that seeks to drive a country to a  developed stage and sustain the legacy is education, most importantly, university education.

Preparation Towards The Examination Ring


By Seilatolaide


Thoughts around examination can be marked with coherent tides whose burden can be lifted with choice of preparation. There are various activities and events in life which have been accomplished with good planning and decisions around it. “When you fail to plan then you plan to fail”. This simplifies the height of planning everyone has always reached but success alongside is only driven by the track the plan is taken.


Highly is it a choice to plan to succeed but the question goes on how this is effectively done by each individual. After various weeks of transferring knowledge and skills to students in the semester, all minds jiggle around the ultimate manner to test the ability of students due to the subjection of students to various academic experiences.


The ultimate manner of evaluation and feedback return is the examination, when examination is viewed with a binocular microscope there comes sense of relieve of its kilometer, this blindfolded the face into procrastination and negligence although even with the knowledge that the farther it is the best the planning and preparation but the distance is like honey of overconfidence.


The examination for this academic semester is fast approaching and this will be the first attempt by fresh students of the university of ibadan. It’s either each individual has started their preparation earlier or the preparation has just started. Likewise, it should be buried in the mind that it’s either the wave is conquered with necessary skillful paddling out of its turbulence or the weave knocks you down.
But sure, everyone wants to conquer this wave even without good planning and preparation but it’s never too late to be prepared, the following tips would help you through being successful in your examination.


Ensure your notes are complete and detailed, one of the stores to keep necessary knowledge and information passed in the class is the note as it serves as a means to always check back to acquire or retain necessary knowledge forgotten. A complete note gives the confidence of having access to the key to conquering an examination, this could guide to more information you interact with while surfing online. A good note is a good way to start the preparation.


Do not miss classes in these few days, these few days are marked with conclusions of continuous assessment and guides toward preparation for the coming examination, this implies that skipping of classes will only bend the bench towards the area of failure as impromptu tests with heavy marks and necessary tips towards success might have been missed.


Knowing your reading ability and method to scale through the examination, a thorough self awareness and assessment is needed more to students in this period to have an effective ability to study harder and smartly, different approaches are effective for different students as we are different in ability and capability to assimilate.


Some students brilliantly perform within hours of reading in secluded places while some others need prolonged periods and spacing alongside a good brainstorming with their peers. The self discovery help to learn faster than imitation of other people style of learning.


Continuous revision and guidance is a big way to win, it’s not a hindrance to move close to those embedded with more knowledge to guide in a field, this leaves room for tutorials to have a better understanding of what was not gotten earlier. This enhances a better performance as different effective tips can be given and more methods of great performance. A guidance is not necessarily pinned to a senior but can be a coursemates or a classmate with better understanding of the discipline.


The last and most important tip is health wise, good health fuels the brain and body to perform the task it is assigned to effectively. When health is left out of the process of winning then the balance is yet to be attained. Good health tips include eating nutritious meals, resting well, and good exercise which could require strolling around. It is fortunate to start the exam with good health marked with a ready brain for the work. An imbalance in any of this aspect can distort the whole functioning and achievement of the goal.

Constipation: Causes & Prevention




By: Josephine Awomodu

Constipation is characterised by difficulties in passing stool. It typically involves having fewer than three bowel movements per week or experiencing challenges in the process. This condition is quite prevalent and can be attributed to factors such as insufficient dietary fiber, inadequate hydration, and a lack of physical activity. However, it’s important to note that various medical conditions or specific medications can also contribute to constipation.

Constipation is commonly addressed through dietary and exercise modifications or the use of over-the-counter medications. In some cases, healthcare professionals may recommend specific medications, alterations in existing medications, or alternative treatments to alleviate constipation.

In the case of chronic or persistent constipation (long-term constipation), the management of underlying medical conditions could be contributing to or exacerbating the issue. It is advisable to schedule a consultation with a healthcare provider if you experience constipation along with any of the following circumstances:

1. Symptoms persisting for more than three weeks.
2. Constipation affects your ability to perform daily tasks.
3. Presence of rectal bleeding or blood on toilet tissue.
4. Blood in stools or the appearance of black stools.
5. Unusual alterations in stool color or shape.
6. Persistent and unrelenting abdominal pain.
7. Unintentional weight loss.

There are certain factors that can elevate the likelihood of experiencing chronic constipation. These include:
1. Advancing in age
2. Being of the female gender
3. Leading a sedentary lifestyle with minimal physical activity
4. Having a mental health condition such as depression or an eating disorder.

SYMPTOMS OF CONSTIPATION
1. Having less than three bowel movements in a week.
2. The presence of hard, dry, or lumpy stools.
3. Experiencing straining or discomfort during bowel movements.
4. A sensation that not all stool has been evacuated.
5. A feeling of blockage in the rectal area.
6. The necessity to manually assist in passing stool, often using a finger.

CAUSES OF CONSTIPATION
The causes of constipation can vary among individuals as bowel movement patterns are unique to each person, typically ranging from three times a day to three times a week. It’s essential to understand your own typical pattern.

Generally, constipation occurs when the passage of stool through the colon, or large intestine, is sluggish. Slow movement of stool can lead to excessive water absorption by the body, resulting in the stool becoming hard, dry, and challenging to expel.

A) Causes Related to One’s Lifestyle Include:
1. Inadequate fluid intake.
2. Insufficient consumption of dietary fiber.
3. Irregular physical activity.
4. Ignoring the urge to have a bowel movement.
B) Causes from Medications Include:
Constipation can result from the use of certain medications, with opioid pain relievers being a common culprit. Additionally, there are other medications used to treat various conditions that can lead to constipation, including:
1. Pain management drugs.
2. Medications for high blood pressure.
3. Anti-seizure medications.
4. Antidepressants.
5. Medications for nervous system disorders.
6. Allergy medications.
Some of the medicines that can cause conspiration include:
Strong pain medicines, like narcotics containing codeine, oxycodone (Oxycontin) and hydromorphone (Dilaudid).
Nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs), like ibuprofen (Advil®, Motrin) and naproxen (Aleve).
Antidepressants, including selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (like fluoxetine [Prozac]) or tricyclic antidepressants (like amitriptyline [Elavil]).
Antacids containing calcium or aluminum, such as Tums.
Iron pills.
Allergy medications, such as antihistamines (like diphenhydramine [Benadryl]).
Certain blood pressure medicines, including calcium channel blockers (like verapamil [Calan SR], diltiazem [Cardizem] and nifedipine [Procardia]) and beta-blockers (like atenolol [Tenormin]).
Psychiatric medications, like clozapine (Clozaril) and olanzapine (Zyprexa).
Antiseizure medications, such as phenytoin and gabapentin.
Antinausea medications, like ondansetron (Zofran).
C) Causes from the Pelvic Floor Muscles
The pelvic floor muscles are responsible for supporting the organs in the lower abdominal area. The ability to both relax and contract these muscles is vital for the passage of stool from the rectum. Problems related to the strength or coordination of these muscles can result in chronic constipation.
D) Causes from Colon or Rectal Obstructions
Obstructions within the colon or rectum can arise due to damage or alterations in the tissues, resulting in a blockage that hinders the normal passage of stool. Furthermore, the presence of tumors in the colon, rectum, or nearby tissues can also lead to such blockages.
Other factors include:
1. Irritable bowel syndrome.
2. Diabetes.
3. Multiple sclerosis.
4. Nerve dysfunction or damage.
5. Overactive thyroid (hyperthyroidism).
6. Parkinson’s disease.
7. Pregnancy.
In some cases, the underlying cause of chronic constipation may remain unidentified.


PREVENTION OF CONSTIPATION
You can reduce the likelihood of developing constipation by following these guidelines:
1. Consume a diet rich in high-fiber foods, including vegetables, fruits, legumes, and whole-grain foods.
2. Limit your intake of low-fiber foods like processed foods, dairy, and meats.
3. Ensure adequate fluid intake.
4. Maintain an active lifestyle and engage in regular exercise.
5. Pay attention to and respond promptly to the urge to have a bowel movement.
6. Establish a consistent routine for bowel movements, particularly after meals.

Bridging the Rift: The Intricate Dynamic Between Student Union Lawmaking and Executive Bodies


By Ayinke

Introduction:

The world of student unions is often characterized by camaraderie, spirited discussions, and a shared passion for bringing about positive change. However, beneath the surface, there exists a delicate dance of power and influence, particularly between the student union law making body and the executive body. While this dynamic may be seen as part and parcel of the democratic process, it is crucial to reflect on the implications of this interplay. Let’s shed a little light on the often contentious relationship between these two factions within student unions.

The Student Union Law Making Body’s Role:

Student union lawmaking bodies are tasked with crafting and implementing the rules and regulations that govern their institutions. They often derive their power from the constitution and are entrusted with the responsibility of ensuring fairness, accountability, and justice within the student community. This mandate places them in a unique position of authority, where they can oversee the actions of the executive body, holding them accountable for their decisions and actions.

The Executive Body’s Role:

On the other hand, the executive body of a student union is responsible for executing the policies and initiatives that enhance the student experience. They work tirelessly to address the needs and concerns of the student body, ranging from organizing events to managing budgets. The executive body is elected to represent the interests and desires of the student body, making them the face of the union.

Why the Feud?

The dynamic between the lawmaking and executive bodies often becomes strained due to the inherent tension between these roles. The lawmaking body, in its pursuit of ensuring that the rules are followed and justice is served, may occasionally resort to criticism or censure of the executive body’s actions. This can be seen as an effort to maintain a system of checks and balances and to prevent any abuse of power by the executive body.

However, the executive body may sometimes perceive such criticism as a personal attack. While they are accountable for their decisions, it is crucial to recognize that the executive body is also made up of students who have been elected to serve their peers. Therefore, they, too, deserve respect and dignity in carrying out their responsibilities.

The student union law making body should treat the executive body with respect for several compelling reasons. First and foremost, the executive body derives its mandate from the student body, just like the lawmaking body. They are elected to represent the interests and desires of their peers, and any disrespect towards them can be perceived as a disregard for the democratic process and the students’ choice. 

Furthermore, the executive body is a diverse group, often composed of students from various backgrounds with differing perspectives. Respecting their views and decisions is essential in promoting a more inclusive and democratic environment within the student union. Each member of the executive body brings a unique perspective to the table, and acknowledging these differences is crucial for a well-rounded decision-making process.

The executive body shoulders substantial responsibilities, from managing budgets to organizing events and addressing student concerns. Recognizing the weight of these responsibilities and respecting their efforts contributes to a more harmonious and productive student government. 

In addition to their roles within the student union, members of the executive body are students themselves, seeking personal and professional growth. Treating them with respect is not only a matter of ethical consideration but also an investment in their development as individuals. 

A respectful attitude towards the executive body fosters an atmosphere conducive to collaboration between the lawmaking and executive bodies. When these two entities work together in a respectful and constructive manner, they can achieve more significant and positive changes for the student community. 

Moreover, fostering a culture of respect within the student union is essential for maintaining a healthy and productive environment. It encourages open and constructive dialogue, which is vital for the success of the union’s initiatives and the overall well-being of the student body.

By setting an example of respect towards the executive body, the student union demonstrates the importance of treating all individuals with dignity and civility. This example ripples through the wider student community, promoting a culture of respect among all students.

In conclusion, while it is essential to emphasize the reasons why the lawmaking body should treat the executive body with respect, it is equally crucial to remember that this respect should extend to all facets of the student government. Both the lawmaking and executive bodies play integral roles in the collective effort to enhance the student experience. Treating each with respect and dignity ensures a balanced, harmonious, and effective student union where every voice and role is acknowledged and valued.

Transition From School To Society; The Realities



By: Empress
The school and the society are inextricably in complementary terms due to the fact that they work together hand in hand, and the fact that one is established to make another relevant and worthwhile. According to John Dewey, the school is the mirror of society. This is apparent in the notions for the establishment of schools which is to serve as a vehicle to preserve and transmit the values and belief system of the society into individuals most especially the younger generation for them to make a meaningful existence and co-existence in the society.


First of all, the keywords in the topic are “transition”, “school” and “society”. The school, to start with, is an institution where teaching and learning take place. In better words, it is a place learners acquire knowledge and skills that are required to function effectively and efficiently in the society. Society is an institution of humans.


According to the Universal Dictionary, ‘a society is a group of people who have joined together to pursue a common interest or goal, association, organization, community”, and transition is a moment of change or transformation from one phase, location or position to another. According to the Merriam Webster Dictionary, transition is a change or shift from one state, subject, place, etc. to another.”
Combining the keywords, transition from the school to the society is a significant stage of transformation in the life of an individual from the school system to the outside world where they are to transfer and apply all the theories learnt for several years in the educational institution to meet the needs and demands of the society.


Furthermore, the realities of this shift from one phase to another which originally started from kindergarten – nursery – primary – secondary to the tertiary level that may even go beyond including the postgraduate levels is a whole lot of dynamics for the individual as they get to interfere with life outside the four walls of the university and the school structure to a new form of life.


The realities often appear overwhelming and extremely different from what the current graduates who are not well prepared for the new realities have always pictured. Imagine being induced with the mentality that all one has to do in school is make a first class or a second class upper distinction, build connections, and engage in some co-curricular activities. But, one graduate only to discover that the job opportunities out there are limited, and the labour market is highly competitive. The outside world then becomes more complex and unpredictable than expected.


More so, the realities from the school to the society includes automatic shift to a full blown adulthood, independence, pursuing financial breakthrough, responsibility, pressure to succeed, life lessons, acquiring a sense of belongingness, stage of identity and rediscovery, starting life afresh with a new slate, the pressure from the society and the need for growth.
Foremost, among the different realities for individuals after school is the undeniable tendency to assume full blown adulthood.

They become adults beyond their ages, to the ones in full practice. They no longer have their parents’ full support and consent as it used to be. They now have a whole lot of freedom at disposal with the responsibility to determine what to do with it. They start their lives afresh that what they used to be in school does not matter anymore in the real world; their political positions, their outstanding awards and charismatic honours. Life becomes a new adventure for them.


In addition to that, the reality of independence and financial breakthrough dawn on them as their aspirations and focus in life has change from the regularity of attending classes and passing exams to hustling tirelessly to earn a living as their parents will no longer be there to fend for their financial needs and sustenance.
Also, they are entitled to a whole lot of responsibility that have detrimental consequences if neglected. For instance, in the school if you don’t attend classes and miss tests or exams, the effect is immediate failure but in the society where you manage to get a job with duties assigned to it, if one skips days of work without prior notice to the organization, it can attract severe consequences like deduction from salary or being fired from the workplace.


Apart from that, any offense in school comes with trivial punishments, the worst of the penalty can be expulsion from school, but in the real world, they are certain offenses with life lessons like ending up in jail or a tarnished reputation.


Another reality the individuals encounter outside school is finding a sense of belongingness, establishing and rediscovering their identity. For some individuals, they are saddened with the realization that what they studied in school cannot get them a good job. The smart ones become creative to explore other spheres of life, and make a way for themselves that will be acceptable in the society.


Lastly, the pressure from the society to become successful when you see your mates that are already doing well for themselves, the pressure to settle down and need to remain valuable, reputable and relevant.


In conclusion, the transition from the school to the society should be well emphasized in school with adequate enlightenment on how to prepare and navigate through the after school life due to the fact that it is a delicate time for individuals.

Gender Parity in Entrepreneurship And Global Economy









By: Adeniran Oluwafemi (JCrown)


Cikü Mugambi, the Chief Executive Officer of Kobo360, stated that achieving gender parity in entrepreneurship has the potential to contribute between $5 and $6 trillion in net value to the global economy. Moreover, women-led firms are six times more likely to hire female employees compared to their male-led counterparts.


Mugambi emphasized that African women exhibit the highest rate of entrepreneurial activity globally, estimated at 24%. More women in Africa are inclined to initiate businesses than their peers in other parts of the world.


Addressing an audience at the 2023 Nimbus Aid Project, where 20 inspiring women-led businesses received N40 million worth of free advertising support, Mugambi highlighted that empowering women in Africa transcends mere fairness—it stands as an economic imperative that yields commercial benefits.


She noted, “Achieving gender parity in entrepreneurship could potentially contribute $5-6 trillion in net value to the global economy. Women constitute a substantial part of Africa’s workforce. By investing in their education and vocational training, we can bolster their skills and employability. A more skilled and educated female workforce fosters increased productivity and innovation across all sectors.”


Mugambi emphasized the transformative impact of providing women with equal access to financial resources, microloans, and entrepreneurship support. This support enables women to establish and expand their businesses. Studies have shown that women are more likely to reinvest their earnings in the health, education, and well-being of their families, thereby benefiting the community and strengthening the social fabric of society.


The 20 women-led enterprises received N2 million advertising vouchers each, and beneficiaries from the previous year’s awards attested to the substantial positive impact on their businesses.


In his welcoming address, Mr. Wale Adegoke, the CEO of Nimbus Media Limited, stressed the importance of supporting businesses, particularly women-led enterprises, as the backbone of the nation’s economy. He emphasized the significance of collective support within communities and celebrated the achievements of the 20 finalists as a testament to the power of uplifting and empowering one another.


“The Nimbus Aid Project exemplifies our shared commitment to this responsibility. It’s a testament to what we can achieve when we come together to uplift and empower one another. Tonight, as we celebrate the remarkable achievements of our 20 finalists, we must remember that we are part of something greater than ourselves, and we can tap into this support on an ongoing basis.”

UI’SU Postpones Town Hall Meeting Indefinitely


By: Fagbemi Joshua (The Scribe)

The University of Ibadan Students’ Union has adjourned the Town Hall Meeting with the University’s Vice Chancellor, Prof. Kayode Adebowale, earlier stated for Friday, November 10 2023.

Recall that following a congress held at the SUB Foyer in October that addresses critical issues like Lab/Studio Fees, Hall of Residences facilities, tuition fee issue, technology fee and other several matters, the UISU promised to dialogue with the Vice Chancellor for a better position for students.

In a letter signed by the Students’ Union President, Samuel Tobiloba and the General Secretary, Olaniyi Sodeeq titleed “RE: NOTICE OF TOWNHALL MEETING”, it was stated that the University’s Vice Chancellor will no longer be available for the townhall at the set date due to his new engagements.

However, the new date for the townhall meeting was not communicated in the letter. Students are expected to be abreast of  a new date and time as it will be communicated. 

BUARI OMOLOLA Fills Vacant ASSESA General Secretary Position


By: Fagbemi Joshua (The Scribe)

Buari Omolola, a 300 level student of the department of Arts and Social Sciences Education has become the new General Secretary of the department’s student association through an unanimous decision following a number of interested applicants. 

Following the department’s election held in May and by-election of July that saw no individual show an interest for the General Secretary position, the position has been left vacant since the inauguration of The Maximum Team administration in September.

Even though 4 individuals showed interest for the position after the Team Maximum’s inauguration, the position has finally been filled through a co-option process as explained by the ASSESA President, Agoye Femi.

The new General Secretary, Buari Omolola, who was the 2021/2022 ASSESA Assistant General Secretary and the department’s female football team’s captain, has assumed office duty with immediate effect. 

FLC Reinstates NUESA President Following Interventions


By: Assesa Press

Following several interventions by the faculty management and consultations within the Nuesa Faculty Legislative Council (FLC), the Nuesa President, Sakariyau Ajibola, have been reinstated back to his position this morning, November 7, 2023.

Recall that the Nuesa President was suspended for one week by the FLC in a plenary session on Saturday, November 4, 2023 after he staged a walk-out on the Council as a result of a verbal argument with an honorable member – Hon. Mubarak.

In a letter signed by the Nuesa FLC 12th Assembly Speaker, Rt. Hon. Isaac Boluwatife titled “RE: SUSPENSION OF NUESA-UI PRESIDENT”, it was clarified that the unanimous decision to reinstate the suspended President was reached by all honorable members in an online meeting.

The signed letter which was addressed to the whole populace stressed that the new development sequeled a publicly apology letter of the President and timely intervention of the Faculty Management.

Also, the FLC through the medium likewise registered its authority as a no-show for zero tolerance and any mode of disrespect to the house process and proceedings.

Attached below is a copy of the letter;


NUESA FLC Speaker Clears Air On NUESA-TV Management, Says it’s Self-Funded


By: Fagbemi Joshua (The Scribe)

During a plenary session held on Saturday, November 4, 2023, the NUESA FLC 12th Assembly Speaker, Rt. Hon. Isaac Boluwatife made several clarifications on the issue that surrounds the NUESA TV Management and other necessary explanations.

Following an Editorial published by Assesa Press on Friday, November 3, which centered on NUESA-TV management and clarifications on issues surrounding transitioning of the TV and cost of running, revenues and ownership, the Speaker provided substantial explanation as regards the issue to the house as well as pressmen available.

Firstly, he made it clear that the PRO has the constitutional duty to publish the activities of the executives and NUESA as a whole, hence, NUESA TV stands. 

Secondly, Rt. Hon. Isaac Boluwatife explained that the PRO is running the platform on a self-funded basis which then negates the presentation and approval of the platform by the FLC. He explained further that had it been it were to be managed with NUESA funds, then, the opposite holds.

The Speaker likewise emphasized on the fact that according to a conversation he had with the PRO, he is not monetizing the Whatsapp TV which means there will be no means of generating any sort of revenue from the platform.

Lastly, while explaining on the platform’s transitioning, Rt. Hon. Isaac Boluwatife said all contacts have been saved on the association’s email account which shall be made available for the next PRO as at when due. 

SPECIAL: November Checklist For Uites At The Wake of Examination


By: Enny’s Blog

Everyone is excited to be part of this third ember month which is a gentle reminder that ‘Santa Claus is coming to town’ soon! However, as students, we mustn’t forget what this month has in store for us amidst the excitement around us. Even as we rejoice, we must be prepared for the battle ahead – Examination. Here are some of the essential armor we need to equip ourselves with: 

Mental Preparation

Mental preparation is key when it comes to preparing ahead of exams. Generally, exam times are sensitive. If you don’t want to find yourself breaking down barely after you get started, try catching a glimpse of self-help books. Read a chapter or two to boost up your morale even if there’s no time to go through the entire book. You can also decide to talk to a counselor. Yes, all these services are part of why you’re paying school fees so don’t let your money waste..(lol).. Remember, a healthy mind and brain will be able to assimilate things easily.

Physical Preparation

You definitely cannot rely on your mind alone to help you get through the hurdles of examination. Your body also needs to be sound and alert. So while you still can, develop the habit of jogging a few miles around your hostel. You don’t need to sign with the school gym before you get something going on – but might be an added advantage for you. Additionally, you should nourish your body with foods that are healthy for your brain. Some of these include fish, chocolate, groundnuts, and avocado.

Financial Preparation 

This is supposed to be at the top of the list. You’re likely to consume more food and drinks during the examination period since you’ll be using your brain more. Therefore, it’s advisable to start reaching out to whoever can help with your finances now. When you do that, you’ll likely get enough to cover you for the exam period. So, don’t sleep on it! After getting the money, ensure you use it to get the essential foodstuffs and academic materials you’ll need for the exam so you don’t spend it on unnecessary things.

Attend Classes 

If you’ve not been taking classes seriously, now is your last chance to try to make up to a certain extent. Who knows, your lecturer may decide to give hints as to what will likely pop up in your exam script! Besides that, attending one or more classes could save you from having to retake any course since some lecturers take attendance seriously. Additionally, some of them can be nice enough to revise all the topics they’ve treated since the beginning of the semester. Lecturers who haven’t conducted their tests will also likely do that during this period.

Attend Tutorials 

There are many ‘Efiwes’ in this school, ‘no cap’ yet there are certain courses you may not be able to navigate through alone…sad face. People borrowing from ENG can relate..lol. So, it’s highly recommended to attend tutorials for courses you can’t navigate through alone. Yeah, it’s okay not to ‘know it all’ so don’t be shy or feel embarrassed to ask questions. However, since tutorials will most likely be conducted by students within your level, you must be careful not to play too much. If you go for tutorials but joke for more than half of the time, you’re not helping yourself.

Take Your Personal Study Time Seriously

Here comes the time to ‘jack’ like your life depends on it again. Tutorial alone can’t save you. So once you return from your tutorial center and rest a little, invest time and energy in mastering what you’ve learned so far. This time, you should be more focused on grabbing the most important information in any course you focus on since it’s not possible to remember every single thing word for word. Well, except for genuine. Whether it’s TDB (Reading Till Day Break), MTN (Morning Till Night Reading), or bit-by-bit reading, know what works for you and stick with it. Avoid following your friend’s pattern because it might not work for you.

Conduct Question & Answer Sessions

Reading and studying works fine but preferably, don’t let things end there. You should try to set questions for yourself on the things you’ve read or work on past questions. When you do this, you’ll get familiar with how to answer exam questions which will be of great help to you. Remember, it’s not just about reading. Lecturers are most interested in how well you present ideas when answering theoretical questions. Even for objective exams, prepare ahead of time to sharpen your critical thinking skills. 

There, you have it, the essential checklist you should follow to ensure your CGPA skyrockets this semester! Still, it’s important not to overdo things because moderation is important in every aspect of life. Most importantly, ensure you start preparation on time so things won’t become overwhelming for you at the end of the day. Good luck with your exam!

On NUESA-UI TV Management; Suspicious Movement, A Need for Clarity


By: The Scribe

Fellow Readers, Dearest Educators, Intellectual Nation Builders, Respected Individuals, Student Leaders, Friends of the Press, Fans of Assesa Press; It’s pertinent to state at the onset of this light-seeker touch of the stance and importance embedded in the birth of today’s devotion. As it becomes a responsibility to point out when situations seem to be driving on the wrong path, it is likewise of the same weight to ensure there comes into effect a compass of direction. 

In a sense, this editorial piece is simply a tool meant to create awareness and raise the focus of necessary stakeholders to a recurring issue. It should be well noted that it isn’t in any way a medium to put a halt motion towards a progressive movement. Charging at the situation in this early stage will be tagged as a swift response when the duty calls. Carefully, the lens of this piece shall point out some factors as it relates to the NUESA-TV Management.

Overtime, the context of who owns a WhatsApp TV has been a bone of contention. This is due to the fact that most Public Relations Officers (PRO) have always manipulated the management and use of this platform. These individuals are of the notion that the whole idea of the WhatsApp Tv is their initiative thereby seeing the growth of this platform in all thanks to their strategy. 

Owing to the vice of a weak onset that fails to clarify and state what happens to the platform after the tenure of the PRO ends – also boiling down to transitioning, the platform disappears and again resurfaces with the bearing of another identity. This simply translates to that a platform once owned by a department or faculty association is now transformed to a privately owned property. 

Suspicious Movements

The first ever NUESA WhatsApp Tv that came into light during the Nicholas Led-administration under the office of the PRO – PKA Teejay – went into a sudden extinction after his tenure elapsed. Only to later on realize the fact that the WhatsApp Tv is now privately run by him with the identity “The Tv”. This was possible as no set agreement was in place as to who originally owns the platform between the PRO and NUESA.

In another case study, the widely followed AFAS TV of the Faculty of Arts which was under the watch of the PRO – Olusola Oluwaseun (PKA Active Don) – last session also took the same turn. It is now alarming to see the highly rated AFAS TV turned to a privately and monetarily run CAMPUS STATION. One tends to ask if this particular idea of enveloping the property of a faculty/department birthed before their introduction of the platform or after. 

In the third and final case study, the story of how UI’SU Tv of last session was suspended due to issues relating to clarity, proper documentation of its transactions (revenue/expenses) and ownership of the platform. Topical issues raised then to prevent the WhatsApp Tv from being subjected to personal property later on escalated. The Tv, as most of us now know, has been transformed – privately – to be OMA PR. In these 3 case studies, one thing is common; the context of who owns the WhatsApp Tv and what happens to it when the tenure of the PRO ends was not in any way defined. 

In the past three sessions under 3 different PROs, NUESA has operated on three different WhatsApp Tv, one for every session. Critically, when a WhatsApp Tv is formed, the PRO/handler gains mobile contact of prospective viewers – which are contacts gained through the office of NUESA PRO and not because of his name or identity. The contact of such prospective viewers technically becomes the property of NUESA/Office of NUESA PRO and not the PRO’s personal contact gains. Refusing to drop such contacts after a tenure technically means eloping with the association’s property. 

Not digressing, it’s an issue knowing for every session in the last 3 sessions, NUESA has operated different WhatsApp TVs. This means the handing-over session has failed to take proper effect in this sense. And for the past two sessions, Educators’ contacts gained through the formation of these platforms have been eloped. In concise line, there ought to be a proper transitioning of the existing WhatsApp TV to the incoming PRO. Afterall, this can only be proved impossible if it has been impossible for NUESA to make use of the same Secretariat for quite some years now.

Need For Clarity

After the launching of the current WhatsApp Tv – THE NUESA TV – on Sunday, October 22, 2023, it has become a necessity to raise some topical issues to the hearing of those concerned for the purpose of preventing the same old story from repeating itself. When asked of what happens to the platform once his tenure ends, the PRO – Amuletiko Pelumi (Pelz) – made it known that there is no clear agreement ‘YET’ on what befalls the platform once his tenure ends thereby adding that a clear agreement will occur when the time comes – at the end of his tenure.

The fact that it took close to 7 weeks to set up the WhatsApp Tv gave enough timeline to work on the transition. To avoid the stories of old, there is a need to put in place a clear statement on what happens to the platform once his tenure is over even before the WhatsApp Tv kick starts its operation. In this light, it should be known better that documentation/agreement comes first before operation. 

Importantly, according to the budget presented by the PRO to the 12th Assembly of FLC on Saturday, September 2, 2023, it was stated clearly that the budget to run The NUESA Tv is still undecided (In this shape, budget of such is expected to be data cost, airtime and other logistics). According to the PRO, then, he made mention that the cost of running the WhatsApp Tv is left undecided as preparation on setting-up the Tv is still on. 

By the foregoing, it is expected that the PRO will come back to the 12th Assembly, present his budget as relating to the cost of running the WhatsApp Tv, the context of its revenues, proper documentations of necessary things and the approval of the FLC to even kick start the WhatsApp TV’s operation. As it’s quite glaring that the WhatsApp Tv has been in operation without setting clarifications and understanding every mode of its operation, there is a need to revert back changes, set things right and do the necessity!  

There should also be the discussion on what happens to the SIM Card currently in use once his tenure ends. It is also quite close to certainty that the current SIM Card being used for the WhatsApp Tv is likely to have been registered in the name of the PRO. So as to likewise avoid old stories on this, there is need for clarity. 

In an academic setting of this shape, things ought to be done the way they ought to be done. It is of strong notice that this article calls on the intervention of the NUESA FLC 12th Assembly under the authority of Rt. Hon. Isaac Boluwatife to make important changes. Simply, there should be proper documentation of the Tv’s afterlife once the current PRO tenure ends, presentation of a clear budget on the Tv, explanation to the FLC on if he intends to generate revenues through the platform and how it will be done, and then get an official approval on the commencement of operation

This EDITORIAL ‘TRUSTS’ the 12th Assembly, NUESA FLC, to do the NECESSARY!

On NUESA-UI Constitutional Review: An Interview With Hon. Moyinoluwa Inubile, Chairman, NUESA Constitution Review Committee


By: The Scribe

Following the need of a constitutional review as it pertains to NUESA-UI’s constitution, the Faculty Legislative Council (FLC), 12th Assembly under the leadership of the Speaker, Rt. Hon. Isaac Boluwatife, set up a constitutional review committee that looks into the changes and necessary effect in relation to the constitution.

In this interview session with Hon. Inubile Moyioluwa, who is the Chairman for the Constitutional Review Committee, he talked about the constitutional review process, conditions, timelines and department autonomy.

Scribe: Good Morning. I will like you to briefly run me through why there’s a need for a constitution review

Hon. Moyinoluwa: Reviewing the rules or laws legally backing up an organization or a society is a process that has to be done regularly, because things change and times change as well. In order to move along with the changes in society, there’s a need for an organization to go back, have a review of the laws backing it up, and come up with laws that can relate with modern times.

As regards NUESA, the Constitution Review process is carried out, usually every 4 years. It is that time again to carry out this review, to ensure that our constitution does not become obsolete and lost in time.

Scribe: Alright.. What process and timeline are you following in this constitutional review process?

Hon. Moyinoluwa: As a committee, we laid out a process to follow in line with the time frame given us, and that we’ve been doing.

Firstly, we looked at the typographical errors in the current amendment of the Constitution, and we’ve tried to correct those. Next, we tried to get opinions as regards the changes that Educators want to be made in the Constitution, through a Google form, which Educators engaged to some extent. Also, within the committee, we thought of different innovations and ideas to bring into administration in NUESA.

Following the Constitutional provisions, as soon as we are done with our work as a committee, we bring it to the floor of the house to be debated upon, if approved by 2/3 of members present at such sitting, then a congress will be called for its final approval.

As regards the timeline, we were given till the end of this semester by the house to finish our work, and we hope that we are done before time.

Scribe: Let me take it from here.. To what extent will you give consideration to Educators’ opinions through Google forms?

Hon. Moyinoluwa: To a very large extent. I mean, the Constitution is meant for Educators, all inclusive, so if we are to limit their opinions to a small fraction of our considerations, we wouldn’t be doing well. For the constitution to reflect the wishes of Educators, then we need to give good consideration to their opinions.

Scribe: But approval into the constitution is subject to 2/3 of votes by Honorable members of NUESA FLC right?

Hon. Moyinoluwa: Yes, approval of whatever we do is subject to 2/3 of votes of Honourable members of the NUESA FLC.

Scribe: By your timeline, the final approval by the congress will be in the second semester, right?

Hon. Moyinoluwa: I guess you got me wrong. Or maybe I wasn’t clear enough.

By the deadline, I meant everything as regards the Constitution Review is to be done within this semester, so that by next semester, Departments will begin to effect the changes, in line with what has been done.

Scribe: Ohh… So, by the beginning of the second semester, we’ll have a revised constitution?

Hon. Moyinoluwa: Yes, we hope to by then

Scribe: Okay. I want to take your opinion on giving autonomy to the department constitution. In the sense that changes that affect NUESA constitution won’t affect their constitution and they also have the freewill to make constitutional amendments independently .

Hon. Moyinoluwa: Departments as it is can make amendments independently to their constitution, except in some areas expressly addressed in the NUESA Constitution.

However, some of these areas, we have looked at and we intend on making remedies to them, so as to ensure that departments are not so dependent on the faculty. For example, we intend on leaving the article on the DCC of departments to be handled by the Constitution of each department, however they see fit.

Scribe: The above will certainly be a nice and welcome development because not all aspect of constitution can work for department affairs

Hon. Moyinoluwa: Thank you sir.

Scribe: Thanks a lot for your time, really appreciate it. Help do well to grace me with your name, department, level and portfolio.

Hon. Moyinoluwa: Hon. Moyinoluwa Inubile, Adult Education, 400 level, Chairman, Constitution Review Committee, NUESA FLC

ÌPÌLẸ̀



Ká ṣiṣẹ́ ká lè jàre ìṣẹ́ la gbọ́ lẹ́nu àwọn baba- ńlá wa,
Ẹni ń ṣiṣẹ́ ń ṣiṣẹ́ kò sí ohun à ti tọ́ka sí fún ìlààgún ìṣiṣẹ́ tọ̀sán tòru,
Bàbá àgbẹ̀ lọ sóko, gbẹṣu, gbẹ̀gbàdo,
Iṣu ta, àgbàdo yọmọ bọ̀kùàbọ̀kùà,
Inú bàbá àgbẹ̀ dún ùn,
Ó kó irè oko lọ ta lọ́jà,
Bàbá àgbẹ̀ dọ́jà,
Èrò ọjà kọ́ ọ̀ láti rọjà bàbá àgbẹ̀,
Ìrònú dorí bàbá àgbẹ̀ kodò lórí ohun tó fà á tọ́jà òun fi kùtà lọ́jà,
Bàbá àgbẹ̀ ronú lórí ohun tó yíwọ́ tíṣu tó ta fi dòkùtà lọ́jà,
Táwọn èrò ọjà fi kọ̀ láti rọjà bàbá àgbẹ̀,
Bíṣu ti ta, bágbàdo ti yọmọ bọ̀kùàbọ̀kùà,
À wò mọ́jú ni àwọn ará ọjà ń wo àgbàdo tó ta bọ̀kùàbọ̀kùà,
Bàbá àgbẹ̀ ronú, Ó ronú kan ìpìlẹ̀ tó ń tẹ̀ láti gbẹṣu tó ta gbẹ̀gbàdo tó yọmọ bọ̀kùàbọ̀kùà,
Èyí ló jẹ́ kí bàbá àgbẹ̀ lóye pé,
Iṣu tó ta, àgbàdo tó yọmọ bọ̀kùàbọ̀kùà tó di ohun tàwọn ará ọjà ń wò láwò mọ́jú níbá,
Ọ̀nà tí bàbá àgbẹ̀ tọ́ ọ̀ tágbàdo fi yọmọ bọ̀kùàbọ̀kùà kò mọ́,
Afẹ́fẹ́ fẹ́, a rí fùrọ̀ adìẹ, àṣírí iṣu tó ta, àgbàdo tó yọmọ bọ̀kùàbọ̀kùà fún bàbá àgbẹ̀ layé ti rí.

©ABÍYÌKẸ́Ẹ́ AKÉWÌ.

A Servant’s Plea For Civility



Here is my evidence,
Give me my entitlement.
You asked me to own a pen,
I did own a pack.
You asked for decades of my life,
I gave you a millennium.
You asked that I fill my head
with the perfection and experience,
Of now a dust, once a man.
Yet a dust, a man.
I acquired even with his flaws and inexperience,
All for a piece of paper.
Now a pen owner and a paper winner.
Here is my evidence,
Give me my entitlement.

©Empress

Why Men Eat More Than Women



By: Josephine Awomodu
Have you ever contemplated the discrepancy in food consumption between your male family members, such as your brother, and yourself as a female? Perhaps you have observed that your father is served larger portions, leaving you feeling somewhat deprived when you’re given a mere cup of rice while your brother enjoys three. These observations may raise questions and prompt a sense of inequity.

Conversely, for men, have you found yourself grappling with seemingly insatiable eating habits? Particularly in the context of the current economic conditions, has the appeal of heartier meals, like fufu served in four wraps, grown stronger? Have you ever experienced a sense of emptiness despite consuming substantial quantities, such as eating two indomitable servings?

These disparities in food consumption and appetite can be attributed to biological factors, which provide compelling insights into these observed patterns.

Every day, our bodies need a variety of foods to provide the energy and building blocks necessary for metabolism, maintaining our health, and creating important molecules. A good rule of thumb for an average active woman is to aim for 2,000-2,200 calories daily, while men typically need a bit more, around 2,600-2,800 calories a day.
The reason men generally require more calories than women can be explained by a couple of factors.

First, men often have a larger overall body mass, and the more mass you have, the more energy is needed to maintain it. Men tend to have more muscle mass than women. To keep those muscles healthy and prevent them from wasting away, the body needs extra energy. So, the higher calorie intake for men is primarily due to their larger size and increased muscle mass.

When you’ve tried diet and exercise programs with your partner and noticed that he eats more, exercises less, and still loses more weight, it can be frustrating. However, this isn’t about something you’re doing wrong. It’s related to the fundamental differences in how men and women’s bodies work, particularly due to biology and muscle physiology.

Men naturally burn more calories than women, and it’s relatively easy to understand why. From the start, men tend to be taller, heavier, and have more muscle mass than women because of hormonal differences that occur from birth. In fact, men begin producing testosterone while still in the womb, which immediately affects things like heart rate and respiratory rate, predisposing them to have a higher basal metabolic rate (BMR).

BMR stands for Basal Metabolic Rate. It’s the amount of energy or calories your body needs to perform basic functions to keep you alive while at rest. These functions include maintaining your body temperature, breathing, circulating blood, and supporting essential organ functions like your heart, liver, and kidneys. BMR is often expressed as the number of calories your body would burn in a day if you were at complete rest and not engaging in any physical activity. It serves as a fundamental factor in determining your daily calorie needs and can help with understanding your energy expenditure.

As men grow, they develop and maintain more muscle mass, which is supported by a larger bone structure. After puberty, men have significantly higher testosterone levels compared to women, approximately 15 times higher. This results in the average 18-year-old male having around 50% more muscle mass and significantly less body fat compared to females of the same age. Since muscle tissue is the most metabolically active, it’s clear that calorie requirements are not the same for men and women.

Alexia Broke My Heart




It was a cold and rainy Saturday. I had worn on my newest shirt and slipped my feet into the new pair of Niké she had gotten me on my own birthday.
Alexia had asked that I took her out for her big day. Her furtive smile gave her away easily. Alexia knew I was not the outgoing type and this request was going to prompt me to go in search of the best restaurant with the nicest view. I had to give her the biggest surprise.

So I made plans with my friends. The plan was for me to arrive at her place very early in the morning with my workers to give her a lovely hairdo. I am a hairdresser _ big time. I own two shops in Lekki. After the hairdo and make-over, my babe and I were to step out in grandstyle under camera light into the ride I had ordered and to the place we were to feast.

But today, a call came in.

Alexia was already waiting for me at a long bistro not so far away. I knew the place. We used to hang out there when we started dating. Business was just sprouting. We would sit over Akara and bread, and threaten to murder eachother with the rhythm of our fart. We would talk about our future children and how they we see shege in our hands. Let’s meet at Mama Rose, the text read. I was still in my singlets, shorts and unkempt hair. I jumped up and went about preparation in a hurried affair.

Minutes later, I saw her.

She sat quietly with her bright smile and beautiful eyes. She was wearing a simple T-shirt and not the gown I had gotten her few days ago. She did not look upset that I was late. She looked fine as she always had looked to me.
And_ Dear God _ there was her hair! Severely drawn into a giant fluffy bun, it looked like a shiny black rose blossoming atop her head. I longed to reach to feel the soft texture. My hand reached out to caress.

She pulled back.

Confusion painted my face and for a moment, surprise tried to make sense of the apologetic look on her face. Her hair was one of the magic features. It smelt nice from all the beautiful oinments I had recommended for her, some of which I had combed the entire Eko market to get for her. Alexia’s hair was like a seal for our promise of love. It was her hair that brought us together.

A frustrated pretty lady had walked into my shop requesting that I dread her hair because it was too much trouble to maintain. But I convinced her to keep it and promised to be her hair personal caregiver if she’d be my personal joy giver. (I have waited all the years of my skill acquisition to use that line)

I can’t do this anymore, she sighed sadly.

“Do what?”I asked foolishly.
“I can’t be with you.”

Then she told me about Daniel James. He was a wealthy lecturer who drove a fine Lexus and spoke in fine English. He had been trying to woo her with so much determination for some months and now she has finally given in. He told her he loves her hair and challenged her that brain beneath the hair was more beautiful. This was how she had been able to bag straight A’s in all her courses from the previous session. So therefore she owed her life and soul to him. In a nutshell, they were getting married in two Saturdays time.

My heart froze.

“What?”I could only blurt out. I struggled to maintain my calm self as she held my hand comfortingly and continued jabbering apologies and excuses so that I saw things from her view. As the reality began dawning on me, I realized that this was really happening.

Then I smiled wanly.

“I understand you, dear. I can’t give you the life you deserve. I am just a hairdresser. I don’t have much to offer you. I am not a graduate, and I am not rich. It’s alright.”

“Thank you for understand.”
“But it doesn’t mean we can not be friends right?”
“Of course! I will continue to come to your shop and when James and I have daughters I’d break them around.”

“I planned a birthday surprise for you.”
“What’s it?”Her eyes glittered
“No.”I said. “I was going to come to your place to style your hair and take you out…at least just this once.”

She smiled. “This is so thoughtful of you, dear. But we can’t go over to my place. My fiance will not like to hear of it. Say, we go to the shop, eh? It’s not so far from here.”

Within my heart sank.

But I managed a plastic smile as the Uber driver brought the car to a halt in front of my shop. Alexia sat in the swirvel chair while applied the special shampoo. I massaged her scalp devotedly_ every strand and undergrowth. My fingers were lost in lather and beautiful black hair that smelled like fresh apples and this was the last time. Tears filled my eyes as I washed.

Alexia smiled and relaxed under my expertise touch. What was she thinking of. A crown on her head? Her hair shining in clips and pins; her face behind a veil as she walked down the aisle with a man that wasn’t me.

I poured what and watched the soap of her head. Fresh air caressed her skin and she beamed gloriously. The air must be seeping through her pores and into that wonderful brain of hers. It wasn’t until I applied the spray that she realized.

Alexia sat up and started at her image in shock. Her head was as smooth as an egg and all her beautiful strands were in a bowl of lather. Her scream almost left a crack on the mirror.

It was 9:00 pm on a cold and rainy Saturday. Every body is in my shop but nobody can free me from Alexia’s fierce grasp or her screeches and curses and threats. I am unperturbed but I hope at the end I will be able to tell her that her hair will never grow again, but Daniel James will love her brain just the way it is.

Written by Ify

Educators Staged A Candlelight Procession in Honour of Late Prof. A.M. Jimoh


By: Fagbemi Joshua (The Scribe)

Following the demise of Professor Micheal Jimoh on September 26, 2023, Educators set out on Wednesday, November 1, 2023 to pay their last respect in honour of their beloved lecturer. 

The Proceedings which was tagged “Candlelight Procession and Tribute in honour of Late Prof. A.M. Jimoh” kick started with a prayer by Ojo Temiloluwa Paul, Counseling and Human Developmental Department President, at the Tedder Hall Gate. 

Recall that the late Professor was a former beloved Hall Warden of Lord Tedder Hall during his time on earth.  

The candlelight walk from Lord Tedder Hall to Faculty of Education was thereafter led by the NUESA President, Sakariyau Ajibola, with host of heartwarming dirge showing their deepest feeling as a result of Prof. Jimoh’s sudden demise. 

The Unseen Battles of a Student: A Journey of Tears and Triumphs


By:Ayinke

The life of a student is a relentless battle, one filled with heart-wrenching struggles and hard-fought victories. The journey through each semester is a rollercoaster of emotions, a test not just of intellectual prowess, but also of resilience and determination. It’s a story of tears and triumphs that often goes unnoticed.

The first year of university is a time filled with anticipation, excitement, and adventure. But lurking beneath the surface is the silent war that students wage in their pursuit of excellence. These wars are in grades depending on the institution you find yourself, if you find yourself in You High ( UI) like we fondly call it and then proceed to be in the faculty of education and our blessed department Arts and Social Sciences Education you definitely know that you have found yourself amidst weapons but we hope  they don’t prosper.

We sacrifice the joys of youth for the sake of our studies, for we know that “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” The first semester exams mark the beginning of our struggle, and though they may appear as moments of triumph to the outside world, we bear the scars of a thousand battles that led to this point.

As the second semester approaches, the intensity of the battle amplifies. Sleep becomes a distant memory, distractions seem to multiply, and peer pressure threatens to lead us astray. This time, our battle leaves us with more than just emotional wounds; we carry fractures, bruises, and torn spirits. Yet, we endure, driven by the burning desire for success. We stand battered and bruised but proud, our silent battles concealed beneath a veneer of triumph.

With each passing year, our academic journey continues. We face the perils of studying in dimly-lit rooms, fend off relentless mosquitoes, and endure the gnawing pangs of hunger. The constant cries of “Sapa”and the weight of overwhelming assignments press down on our shoulders. Each semester presents a new set of challenges, and we tackle them head-on. However, society seems oblivious to the struggles we face; they are only concerned with the final outcome—the exams and the grades.

The weight we bear extends far beyond the textbooks we carry. Yet, when people inquire about our well-being, their questions revolve around the weight of our academic burdens, not the emotional burdens we carry. Our pain remains concealed, overshadowed by the relentless pursuit of academic excellence.

As the semester unfolds, the emotional toll on students becomes painfully evident. The pressure to excel in exams reaches its peak, and anxiety becomes a constant companion. The fear of failure haunts our every move, and stress consumes us. Balancing lectures, part-time jobs, and a semblance of a social life becomes an impossible juggling act.

The looming spectre of exams adds an extra layer of intensity to our already arduous routines. Sleepless nights are spent poring over textbooks, notes, and past assignments. The library becomes our sanctuary, and caffeine our faithful companion. The weight of expectations bears down upon us, reminding us that the hopes and dreams of our families, friends, and society are intertwined with our success.

Amidst the sleepless nights, the anxiety, and the pressure, a flicker of determination keeps us going. We find strength in the bonds of our fellow students who understand our struggles. We share notes, exchange tips, and offer one another emotional support. It is in these moments that the resilience of the student community shines brightly.

As the semester nears its end, the emotional rollercoaster intensifies. The anxiety and fear of exams are replaced by a glimmer of hope and anticipation. We hope that our tireless efforts will pay off, that we will emerge victorious once more. The exam hall becomes the final battlefield, where we lay it all on the line, armed with the knowledge and resilience we’ve gained throughout the semester.

In the end, we emerge from the exam hall, victorious or not. The weight of the battles we fought remains hidden from view, but it has molded us into who we are today. Our struggles and triumphs are etched into our character, creating a tapestry of resilience, determination, and personal growth.

In conclusion, the life of a student is a journey marked by unseen battles, a tale of tears and triumphs. The world may fixate on academic achievements, but the emotional struggles we face are equally significant. It’s essential to acknowledge and support the emotional challenges that students endure, recognizing that the battles fought behind the scenes are as significant as the victories celebrated in the spotlight. Our journey is one of tears and triumphs, and it’s time the world sees and appreciates the whole story.

Growth mindset: A mindset Beyond Academic Performance

By: Seilatolaide

Students’ primitive aim is to actualize the set goal of great academic performance, a mental construct around the laid down goals that drive the scale of striving around to meet up with these aims. This sends many students into tracing the line that leads to necessary helpful information which not only guides but enhances a successful performance. 

A mind which is set beyond not  just the  actualization of academic aims  serves  as the embodiment filled with glitters of self growth and high performances. This call to the edge of vibrant notification of grabbing the site that sends for the growth and development needed. 

What does a growth mindset implies? It is reflectively a growth to find oneself improving over an earlier in-touch skills, but hardly are  students aware  that self growth can not be restrictively acquired through only academic excellent performances which is a milestone to other human growth. Changes around mental, intelligence and critical involvement can be tailored towards the effect academics have shown with interaction, this earns academics the status as the milestone to effective self growth. 

Growth mindset involves the belief that one can discover their talent and develop skills alongside those talents. Also, it is significantly an innovative ability to bring changes not only to self but also to society. These talents and skills vitally add to societal development whereby it is applied to  problem solving and growth of such society. 

The importance of co-curriculum activities can not  be underestimated as it manifests high linkage to the development of a high growth mindset. Students are given the opportunity to join different associations in the school independence if their interests, skills and abilities. These serve as an avenue for discovery of hidden talents. 

Students have been able to develop public speaking skills through this mode while some other activities include sports, music, writing, and singing. The engagement of students in these activities have a pace towards a growth mindset which promotes development in all ramifications. Students have been exposed to different skills which could promote the ability to take calculative risk and accept failure as a stepping stone. 

One of the contributions the university has made towards this development includes the organization of seminars which covers the area of self growth  and self awareness. These seminars give outstanding information about self growth and developments. One of the attempts the department of Arts and Social Sciences Education has made towards this is the organization of an online seminar on growth mindset. Most individual  self growth and development are yet to be obtained based on inability to access information that awakens the mind towards the rail of the growth. The growth of an individual is a foundation towards the growth of a nation.

There are various processes towards developing a growth mindset which includes scrolling through one’s internal mindset which is the first successful way to develop a growth mindset and this comes with various internal dialogue that brings about the discovery, followed by a talk back which focuses the mind on trying out interests which could bring a successful end. 

Processing to practice which could start from school through various engagements and also reaction to failure. Then help can be gotten owing to the fact that  growth mindset can’t be done alone words of motivations and advices are needed to reach the goal. Sufficient provision has been made by the school to meet students need of advise which pave the way for organization of different seminars in school covering the rightful development of a good growth mindset.

A growth mindset and the practical aspect could be highly challenging as there are a lot around attaining that mindset but a scan through the effect will build the mind to acquire this as it has a lasting effect on individual self-growth and development beyond the knowledge acquired in the academics training. 

Preparation For Exam: Important Tips



By: Al kawthar
Examination is a means through which the teacher sufficiently evaluates the students. Teachers check whether students have acquired knowledge skills imbibed in them during the course of teaching and learning. It is likewise to know whether the course objectives have been achieved. The importance of adequately preparing for exams cannot be overly emphasized. It determines how well students perform in exams. A quote of Bernarrd Franklin says “Failing to plan is planning to fail” emphasizes the importance of adequate preparation.


In succeeding in exams, it is paramount to plan along important tips that aid success in examinations. The guide of this article follows the lecture delivered by Dr. I. O Badiru, a lecturer from the department of Agricultural Extension and Rural development.


Start Early
Preparing for exams early is crucial to excelling in exams. Taking attendance and assignments is as serious as the exam itself. It is a continuous assessment which constitutes 40% of our total grade.


Self Knowledge
For students to succeed in exams they must know and understand themselves. In terms of discovering whether they are slow or fast readers and learners. While he noted that some students learn faster or slower than others.


Create your reading style
After knowing him or herself. He or she should create a pattern or style of reading that suits them. Especially students that have lots of engagement, it is crucial that students create a reading style that suits their position and schedules in order to have enough time for their academics. Also, join a tutorial group as it will be a pressure pushing one to study hard and be knowledgeable.


Know your Examiner
It is important to know your Examiner as they have different styles of setting questions. Some lecturers don’t give direct questions. Also answering ‘what is’ questions to lecturers are different, ‘ what is’ for some is to define and for some is to discuss. Teachers exhibit themselves in class’. Know what your lecturer wants. students should consult their seniors that have gone through the same lecturer and inquire about his do’s and don’ts.


Treat past Questions Alone and in group
Some lecturers have been taking a particular course for a long time with repeated questions. They repeat past questions. Assess your examiner as if you are assessing an opponent in a match.


Get to Exam Venue on Time
Students should endeavor to always get to the exam hall on time because there can be change in venue of exams. On getting to the exam hall realizing the venue has been can destabilize students. Avoid going to exam venues late. Get to the exam venue early, understand the environment and properly adapt to it.


Know Your Exam Paper
There is the need to carefully check out for instructions on exam papers and avoid mistakes that cost a lot. For Example, some questions can be phrased as “Answer any 5 questions” and “Answer questions one and any other 4”. The difference Is clear but when students don’t read instructions they can miss important questions. It’s paramount to check for compulsory question, questions that requires diagram, illustrations or examples.


Proceed From Know to Unknown
Students should proceed from known to unknown’ meaning that they should start the exam with questions they know well and do the ones they don’t know later. While starting the exam students should try to organize their thoughts and plan on what they want to write, write in legible and clear handwriting. It is not the volume that we mark but the sense in the volume and that bad handwriting can cause failure or poor performance.


Avoid Leaving Sheets Blank
Students should not leave sheets blank when they don’t know the answer to a particular question. They should express the idea they have on it, there is reward for effort. When running out of time in an exam, it’s important that students do not panic as it affects stability. The best thing to do it so bring in your organized points, write faster and in short sentences
Students should shun examination malpractice and avoid taking to the examination hall anything that will implicate them. It’s better to fail and try again later than to engage in exam malpractice.

Team Dynamo Emerged Victorious at The UI RESDEV Hackathon 


By: Oluwamuyiwa Eniola

Team Dynamo emerged victorious at the UI RESDEV Gen Z Hackathon program that took place at Trenchard Hall on the 31st of October, 2023, thereby getting a sum of two hundred and fifty thousand naira to support their vision. 

As a Gen Z-centered program, the Hackathon generally featured students from various departments who were committed to sharing the possible solutions they developed to solve some specific problems they discovered within the university community. In total, ten teams presented at the program, addressing issues centered around healthcare, academics, feeding, and transportation among others. 

Prior to winning, team Dynamo came up with the idea of creating a health-centered website whereby students can book online medical appointments instead of having to wait in long queues for hours before they can consult medical experts concerning various health issues. 

The program likewise graced the presence of Prof. Oluyemisi A. Bamgbose, the deputy vice-chancellor (Research, Innovation & Strategic Partnerships) who was the chief host of the event. 

In her speech, she talked about how the Gen Z generation has a different approach to creating solutions to issues due to their level of technology exposure, which is why they’re being allowed to pitch their ideas. 

Some of the criteria the judges used in grading the participants include the feasibility of their solution, quality of presentation, and official dressing.

Love, From Your Gorgeous Unknown Lover




Hi there,

I’m delighted you chose to read this, and if you’re reading it, it’s for you.

As a new week begins, I’ve made the decision to get my life together. To ignore thoughts of giving up, end toxic relationships, be authentic, and put a smile on my face.

I am therefore aware of whatever it is that you are currently facing. I have experienced being depressed, perplexed, and unsure of oneself. I might sound like every other voice in your mind, yet for some reason, this one might stand out.

I am aware that even when you know someone has your best interests at heart, it can be difficult to accept advice from them. I will thus state this: never listen to counsel from someone who is losing their mind.

Therefore, perhaps you shouldn’t believe me, but these are the words of someone who has broken and is trying to gather feet.

I have faith in you! I know you can succeed, I really do. Thus, rise, drink some water, have a nice shower, eat something nutritious, and get into the week’s routine.

Engage in activities that provide you constant joy. Do something good for yourself. Take on the task you’re scared to undertake.

As you start this week’s journey, remember to smile, to laugh, to have fun, and to feel good. You’re beautiful and strong, worthy of good things. Remember that I LOVE YOU and I always will.

If it seems like a trap but you’re in one already. Get out of bed, give up on the past, and face your fears (test, assignment, relationship). If you become a better person after the process, you did a good job.

Darling, go make things happen.

Love, from your gorgeous unknown lover

Amidst the Foregoing, Nigeria’s Crude Export Overhangs



By: Adeniran Oluwafemi (JCrown)
Nigeria’s November crude oil loading schedule might encounter delays, as approximately 30 cargoes are currently awaiting buyers. Additionally, crude oil premiums compared to benchmark prices have decreased by $1 to $2 per barrel, depending on the grade, as reported by traders. A similar situation is observed in Angola’s November schedule.


FGE analyst James Davis suggests that this trend may continue, referring to weaker West African differentials. Globally, demand appears to be stabilizing, and an increase in crude supply from non-OPEC sources is expected.


Consequently, by January, the market could potentially become oversupplied. To stimulate demand for West African crude again, traders suggest that premiums must decrease further, or oil product prices must rise accordingly, according to FGE’s Davis. In early October, some West African crudes reached multi-month highs, with Nigeria’s Bonga crude offered at a $9 per barrel premium to the benchmark dated Brent, while Escravos and Forcados were offered at over $8.


However, a surge in freight rates and narrower refiners’ profit margins have dampened demand. Currently, there remain 20-30 cargoes of Nigerian crude and approximately 6-7 cargoes of Angolan crude for November, significantly more than the typical amount left at this stage in the trading cycle, according to traders and analysts. The market is described as “very, very sluggish,” and there is concern about declining margins.


Furthermore, Angola’s December loading schedule is already available but lacks buyers, and plans for December loading of some Nigerian grades face a similar situation. The increase in freight costs is attributed to two key events: the Hamas cross-border attack on Israel on October 7 and the United States imposing sanctions on owners of tankers carrying Russian oil priced above the G7’s $60 cap on October 12.
Notably, crucial freight rates for crude have risen, particularly on routes from West Africa to major demand centers such as China. In some of the world’s primary physical markets, falling crude oil prices are linked to increased freight costs and reduced refining margins, indicating potential demand weakness that could influence the futures market.


While Brent crude futures have risen to over $87 per barrel from the low $70s in June due to OPEC+ supply cuts and concerns about Middle East exports amid the conflict in Gaza, physical crude prices have weakened.

Securing Your Social Media Accounts



By: Japheth Oladele ~ SoG
These days, hacking into someone else’s social media account is a common form of cybercrime. These social platforms, which include Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat, are like candy stores to cybercriminals. Users of social media sites report feeling at ease and safe enough to speak frankly and openly with one another. They also report being willing to spend time and money on social channels daily (and even hourly).


Anyone who gains access to your social media account can access your locality, family name, birthday, street address, city, and even your pet’s name. If you use the same password for multiple accounts, the hacker can access all of them, send spam in your name, post as you, etc.
Taking everything into account, you may find yourself extremely exposed and frustrated. Nonetheless, don’t lose hope! Protecting your privacy and warding off hackers is not tricky. Read on to discover a few ways to secure your accounts.


1. Use Two-Factor Authentication
One of the best methods to keep your social media profiles safe from intruders is to enable two-factor authentication. It verifies the account holder’s identity with a combination of the account holder’s password and a verification number delivered to the account holder through an app, email, or text message.
While this method of logging in is a little more involved than simply using a password, it significantly improves the security of your social media accounts and the information you share.


2. Be Selective With Third-party Applications
A social media post scheduler is an example of a third-party tool that needs access to your account to do its job. Always check the application’s legitimacy before granting access. Read the fine print before permitting any software. Always check the fine print before providing access; some apps need the bare minimum of rights, such as the ability to read and submit content. It’s a good idea to check the apps that have access to your social media accounts by logging into each one individually.


3. Watch Out For Phishing Scams
We’re used to being cautious about phishing emails, but there are still plenty of phishing attacks on social media. Identical guidelines must be followed. Don’t click on links sent to you via unsolicited IMs or emails. Keep your private information close at hand. Never give out your personal information, such as email, address, or phone number. Posts and websites labeled as “quizzes” may be ploys to glean information that can be utilized in an attack.


4. Share Less in the “About” section
The ubiquity of social media has led to an explosion of online disclosure of all kinds of private data. All this data indeed increases your digital footprint. Do not feel obligated to complete any field just because it is present. You might leave some sections of your social network profile blank or provide a general response. Instead of listing a specific employer, you might list the industry you work in. Hackers can easily circumvent security questions by using seemingly innocuous information, such as a person’s maiden name or place of origin.


5. Make Sure You Use Complex, One-of-a-Kind Passwords
Passwords are the first security line, so make sure each account uses a different, strong password. However, with so many accounts available, remembering dozens of secure and unique passwords might feel like a chore, leading us to resort to using and reusing weaker ones. That only one password can unlock several accounts is a dream for hackers. To avoid this, you should use a password manager to generate and store passwords on your behalf.


Importance of Passwords in Cybersecurity
Having a secure password is crucial. They help keep your private information safe, but if you’re guilty of password reuse, password rotation, or employing too simple passwords, you’re inviting hackers into your accounts. To secure the highest level of protection for your private data, you should be familiar with the characteristics of a strong password.


Employing the same password for many accounts or using a password considered “weak” leaves you open to cyber attacks. Social networking, banking, email, and other private information accounts might all be compromised if hackers could crack users’ passwords. Someone could steal your identity if they get their hands on this data. Therefore, it is crucial to develop a secure password.
In summary, a healthy dose of prudence is in order when interacting on social media. Users of social media may not always be who they claim to be. Before accepting a friend request, link, or follow, be sure you know the person making the request.


Your digital footprint, which includes anything you upload to the internet, like images and status updates, is something else to consider. Identity thieves and phishers can benefit from this data’s availability on the open web. Take caution!

Marie’s High

Chapter 3a

THE WALKING DISASTER



“The correct answer is a paradox”, he wrote the word with blue ink on our whiteboard. “You’re wrong, miss Shola”, he diverted his attention toward her as well as others in the class, who were hastily waiting for him to pounce on her. I felt proud of myself for getting the answer correctly yet afraid of what he’ll do to my only ally in the school then.
Mr. Yemi called my name yet again and addressed me as one would do to the Queen of England, “What should I do to Miss Shola?”

“Please pardon her, sir”, I pleaded on her behalf.

“Alright, the new class representative has spoken”, he reached for his black leather briefcase on the teacher’s desk, “class dismissed!”

Class representative? I didn’t know the responsibilities of such a person and wasn’t interested in any school post anyway so I didn’t take him seriously.

After closing hour, in the school’s car park, my eyes scanned through the likes of Range Rovers, Mercedes Benz, Chrysler, and others, as I was looking for the spot where Uncle B parked his car. Coming out of these rides are either nannies or parents who came to pick up elementary kids. High schoolers preferred riding bicycles which were safeguarded in different racks, walking home with friends, or driving their mini sports cars. As I spotted Uncle B and my siblings walking in my direction, I breathed a sigh of relief because I was extremely tired and eager for a nap. My annoying siblings again convinced him to allow them to trek home for their friends’ sake. I didn’t do anything to stop them anyway.

After ringing our doorbell for the fifth time, grandma came to open the door for me with rubber gloves in her fair hands and apologized for coming late because she was trimming the plants in the garden then she went on with a story of how the gardener she employed swindled her and left her precious garden unkempt. When she finally realized neither my siblings nor Uncle B had come home with me, she was alarmed. She was too bothered about Uncle B since he was already a grown man.

With anger, she yelled at me for leaving them, knowing fully well that they were new in our neighborhood. I used my tiredness and fake headache as a disguise. Relentless, she got me some Panadol extra from our medicine box with a bottle of water to ease my pain so I could narrate the events that happened in school but before she returned from the store where she went to drop the implements she used in the garden, I make a quick escape to my bedroom for a long-awaited nap.

Far away in wonderland, as I was about to unveil the face of my charming prince, an excruciating pain from my abdomen brought me to my knees till he disappeared. Then my memory reminded me that I didn’t eat lunch in school. After calling myself a fool for such a stupid imagination, I counted twenty stairs as I climbed down lazily, waiting to get some of the “sweet-smelling savor” coming from the kitchen. By the time I got there, the moon had taken over the clouds which made me realize I had slept for too long.

Besides that, grandma wasn’t in the kitchen preparing dinner, Bola and Gbemi weren’t watching Indian telenovelas on our flat-screen TV, Tominwa and Segun weren’t running around the compound with Scott, and Uncle B wasn’t washing his Honda Accord in the car park. With a sad look on my face, I repeatedly paced the house and searched every hole just to catch a glimpse of them and confirm if they were playing tricks on me or if it was true! Thereafter, a note appeared on the glassy center table which made me a lot better. The words below were written in it:

“Dear Nifemi, I didn’t disturb you because of your headache. Since your siblings refused to return home on time, your uncle and I decided to search for them. I want you to remain calm, pray we find them as soon as possible, and take care of our home till we return. Your loving, grandma”.

As the note fell unconsciously from my trembling hands, I imagined how Aunt Simi would have joyfully scraped off each strand of my hair if something terrible happened to her kids. I switched on the TV for distraction but it failed to do so I turned it off and reminisced on the events that happened in the car park – how I failed to look after my siblings because of my selfishness. I wanted to blame myself for what happened but changed my mind. After all, I didn’t beg them to be a part of the complicated and lonely life I was already used to. I wanted them to leave badly. I also wanted Grandma to take on another job so she wouldn’t have my time anymore and Uncle B to return to “go knows where” he came from. I wanted to explore the independence I once had even more.

While I was lost in thought, my charging phone rang consistently in my bedroom till I finally realized and rushed to get it. On the screen, the picture of Grandma which she took at a summit in Abuja appeared. I immediately unplugged it and answered her call quickly, hoping to hear the news that would eradicate my worries. Unaware of the prevailing weather situation, I dashed into the heavy outpouring of rain to open the main gate and Scott followed behind, wagging his black stroke brown colored tail blissfully. Thanks to his loyalty, didn’t have to go through the cold alone.

With wet clothes stuck in the washing machine, sweaters or hoods, and pajamas on, we sat in the dining room fifteen minutes later to have some steaming potatoes and fried fish sauce for dinner. Grandma also made us hot Lipton tea with milk to make us warm but I didn’t take it because of our food combination.

“From today henceforth..” Grandma gave my siblings a stern look…” You’re not allowed to go out alone”, she ordered Bola to raise her bowed head. “Your big sis, uncle, or I have to be with you”.

“It makes no difference if Nifemi is involved”, she gave me a challenging look. ” If she cared about us, we would have followed her”, she tried to instigate her siblings against me.

“You should never blame anyone for your mistakes”, Uncle B made a disapproving hand gesture, “I had faith in you that was why I let you go”.

“She had a headache” ” Grandma said in my defense, “Don’t just go about blaming innocent souls for your foolishness!” she insulted Bola and that made me feel bad for lying to her.

“Fine. I admit it’s all my fault”, she stood up furiously, ” I’m a bad girl, and this sly, pretentious…..is the best granddaughter in the world”, she dropped her plate carelessly in the kitchen sink then slammed her bedroom door ignoring grandma’s order for her to come back which ceased as uncle B told grandma to let her be.

On Tuesday, Bola left the house pretty early. Then, Grandma had not woken up to have a prayer walk around our new home and observe the beauty of the morning cloud on her porch. Due to her unreasonable act, Gbemi had to do both of their house chores. Forced to be a good big sis yet again, I helped her out, impressing Grandma unintentionally.

“Good morning, babe”, Shola waved from her desk and came to sit on mine as soon as I got to our homeroom.

“Hi”, I told her while unpacking.

“Thanks for yesterday”, she showed me an article written in my honor.

“You shouldn’t have done this”, A blush found its way right to my puffy cheeks. “Thanks, anyway”.

“It’s nothing”, she hibernated her HP laptop and returned it to its bag. “I almost forgot!” she pulled me closer for a tight hug, “Congratulations on your new post.

“Does something like that exist here?”, I asked her confusingly.

“You’re so funny”, she laughed. “Spare me the drama. currently, you’re trending on all of Marie’s high social media platforms!”

When she mentioned the word, “social media, I couldn’t remember if I still had accounts on their apps because I was a dormant user. Yet, Google was my best friend since it made my daily research easy.

“I’m damn serious, Shola”, I removed my android from my backpack’s smallest pocket. ” Does it exist? “

“Yeah, it’s exclusive to Marie’s High. Each subject teacher has one”, she affirmed.

“There must have been a mix-up somewhere”, I stared disgustingly at an ugly picture of me posted on the school website, beneath the article written about my new post “he doesn’t even know me well…must have been a joke”.

“I’ve known Mr. Yemi for a while and he’s not the type to joke with stuff like this”, she ditched me for other girls who I was unfamiliar with. “He must have seen something special about you as I did”, she announced, making me feel embarrassed. Yet, she winked at me when she was done with her public declaration.

To be continued…
Written by Enny’s Blog

How To Balance Between Being A Student And Entrepreneur



By: Enny’s Blog

The life of a student entrepreneur is pretty interesting. Every day, you get to eat what you want and ball your friends whenever you want to. But is that all there is to be about being an entrepreneur? No, there are sacrifices to be made and hurdles to be crossed. What are these milestones and how can you overcome them? You’ll find out in the subsequent paragraphs.

One of the hardest parts about being an entrepreneur is that it adds more to your daily struggles. If all you do daily before is wake up, go to class and study, you’ll have to add delivery. Well, except you’re rich enough to hire a delivery man or assistant. If you’re not, you have to find a way to balance things so you don’t get kicked out of the school you fought so hard to enter.

Therefore, the best advice for a studentpreneur is to have daily schedules. When you create one each and follow through, it will help ensure at least 90% of your tasks are achieved. Fortunately, you don’t have to be carrying a jotter up and down for this reason. All you need to do is prepare it on your phone and go through it when necessary. If you’re able to finish on time, you can add other important tasks or take a break.

Procrastination is generally acknowledged as the thief of time. In this case, “time is money and CGPA”. So if you don’t want to waste any time you could have used in building the two, you should be cautious of procrastination. You are your own biggest fan and whenever it tries to set in, don’t give it a breathing space. Remember success requires extra sacrifices and humans only celebrate successful people.

No matter how orderly you are, there might be some times you have to get go of certain tasks if they will be detrimental to your studies. For instance, if you have to deliver products to a client and there’s a test allocated for the same time, it will be better to postpone that for the time being.

As a studentpreneur, it’s also advisable for you to start studying and performing other crucial academic tasks early. If you wait till exam time, it will become quite overwhelming and you may not be able to cope well. At the end of the day, you may resort to the use of caffeine which isn’t good for your health.

The importance of having good friends can’t be underestimated. Good friends can help you maintain balance by helping you with your entrepreneurial tasks. However, you must be careful with whom you ask to help with your business so there won’t be any. Only go for someone trustworthy.

Experience is the best teacher in every field. Suppose you know people who have started the business way before you did, you should reach out to them. This is so they can offer you valuable tips on how they were able to cope. Yet, you must remember all human beings are different so you should go for what works for you after experimenting with different things.

In today’s world, there are various technologies designed to make certain tasks easy for experts in various fields. Therefore, it’s crucial to keep yourself updated on the latest tools and equipment being used in your field so it can make your worker faster and better. You can also apply some energy-saving techniques. For instance, it’s preferable for a chef to get ready chip sticks instead of having to cut them yourself.

Since you’ll be exhausting more energy, you should be focused on feeding yourself a balanced diet with more of fruits and vegetables. When you eat and exercise well, it will help you stay healthy. In addition to this, ensure you rest as that when due. If you overwork yourself and you break down, it will take longer for you to recuperate.

In the past, there have been stories of students graduating with a first class even though they were businessmen on campus. This is an affirmation that you can do this as well if you set your mind to It. However, you must be willing to make the necessary sacrifices so you can achieve the desired result.

TA NI Ọ̀RẸ́ Ẹ̀ RẸ?




Ǹjẹ́ ẹ̀dá lè dá wà?
Ǹjẹ́ ẹ̀dá lè dá sayé?
Ìbéèrè pàtàkì fún Olùwà
Ìbéèrè fún ẹ̀dá tí a dá
Adẹ́ẹ̀dá dá Àbò àti akọ
Nítorí kín ni?
Òbí bíni,
Òbí reni,
Abiamọ abọ̀jà gbọ̀rọ̀-gbọrọ
Ṣáákì fún ìyá pẹ̀lú bàbá
Ọlá gíga fún Jígí
Ọlá gíga fún Wúrà

Ní kété tí ọmọ dàgbà
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Ǹjẹ́ a lè dá sayé bí?
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Alẹ́ lẹ́
Ọmọdé ṣeré,
Àlọ́ o!
Àlọ̀!
Èwe pọ̀ sí gbàgede
Kín ni ọmọdé mọ̀?
Ìrònú sọrí àgbà kodò
Kì í ṣe ti màjèsín
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Èwe ń ṣeré pẹ̀lú èwe,
Èwe ń dàgbà pẹ̀lú èwe
Èwe ń yan aláàbáṣeré
Èwe yan ọ̀rẹ́
Ogún ọmọdé ò ṣeré fógún ọdún
Fi ọ̀rẹ́ rẹ hàn mí
Kí n sọ ẹni tí o jẹ́
Ogún ọmọdé ò ṣeré fógún ọdún

Igi ń dàgbà nínú igbó
Ọmọdé ń dàgbà ní àyíká
Ǹjẹ́ igi kan lè dá igbó ṣe?
Ǹjẹ́ ọmọdé kan lè dá sayé?
Pàtàkì ni pé,
Ta ni ìwọ yàn?
Ta ni ìwọ̀ rẹ̀?
Ta ni kò rí kò sùn rẹ?
Ọ̀rẹ́ ni aláàbárò
Olùbájíròrò,
Olùbádámọ̀ràn
Gbani nímọ̀ràn
Ní kọ̀kọ̀,
Ní gbangba,
Ọ̀rẹ́ mi ni,
Iwọ̀ mi ni,
Níwájú,
Lẹ́yìn,
Ọ̀rẹ́ mi ni

Ọ̀pọ̀ ló ti ṣìwàwù
Nítorí ọ̀rẹ́
Ọ̀pọ̀ ló ti yege
Nítorí ọ̀rẹ́
Ọ̀rẹ́ mi fìwà tó dáa hàn mí
Irú ọ̀rẹ́ wo ni ìwọ yàn?
Ọ̀rẹ́ lè múni yege
Tàbí ṣègbé
Irú ọ̀rẹ́ wo ni ìwọ yàn?
Ẹ̀bẹ̀ sí Ọba Èdùà láti má si ọ̀rẹ́ yàn
Ebí tọ́jú tìyẹ́ ni àparò fí sọ́rí,
Sọ́ ọ̀rẹ́ yàn
Sọ́ ọ̀rẹ́ bárìn
Ọ̀rẹ́ lè pani
Jí ni
Sọ́ ọ̀rẹ́ yàn
Yan ọ̀rẹ́ oníwà ìrẹ̀lẹ̀
Ọmọlúàbí
Ọ̀rẹ́ dáadáa

©Al Kawthar

Growth Mindset 1.0: Assesa Organizes Online Academic Seminar


By: Kausara Ramon Juwon

The Arts and Social Science Student Association under the office of the Academic and Welfare Director organized an online academic seminar on Friday, October 27, 2023.

The seminar, which commenced with an introductory speech by Femi Agoye, Assesa President, is centered on academic excellence, growth and mental awareness in relation to academic pursuit. 

According to the President, he explained that the objective of the seminar is based on the premium that should be placed on a positive mindset. He cited a quote from Mathma Ghandi, “What every man thinks so he is”. He pointed out that we should be conscious of what we feed our eyes, ears etc.

Aremu Emmanuel, the Academic and Welfare director, gave a brief introduction and introduced the keynote speaker, Mr Akabueze Daniel Onyekachukwu, who is the founder of Bethany Institute. He is also an undergraduate researcher, a writing coach and a writer.

Mr Daniel, who is currently studying Political Science and World Politics at HSE University in Saint Petersburg started the program by talking about himself and his time at the University of Ibadan.  

He explained that students shouldn’t only be conscious about passing school exams and forgetting about life. According to him, as individuals, we should think about how to solve the problems of our country. Mr David noted that he did so much outside the course materials. Read books for personal development. 

He also advised that students should be very concerned about their personal growth and be intentional about developing themselves for contributing to the world and not for people to notice us. 

The keynote speaker also navigated through the context of risk and failure. He expressed that students should not be afraid of taking calculated risks and also learning to accept failures as a stepping stone.

While concluding his speech, he emphasized on the importance of solitude and critical thinking, ability to seek opportunities, moving with the right association and modeling oneself to a position you want to occupy as key concepts that define a successful path.

Philosophy Crowned SEALS Cup Champions via Penalty Kicks


By: Davistee

The male football team of the Philosophy department have been crowned the champions of Seals Cup. The fourth edition of the SEALS which concluded yesterday, October 27, 2023 saw the third edition finalist, Philosophy, defeat the  Political Scientist via penalty shootout to claim the coveted trophy at the SUB pitch.

The Philosophers defeated the Political scientist to claim their first ever SEALS CUP trophy as they were also the first department in the Faculty of Arts to claim the trophy after losing the previous final to Geography. 

Moreover, they set a record as the first department in history to participate in two finals. The match was tense as both sides were aiming to win their first Seals Cup trophy in their history. 

The Political Scientist claimed the first half win scoring an early goal. Both sides played well as expected but Political Science emerged dominant during the first half as the Philosophy goalkeeper made  a  great save to prevent the winning side from scoring more in the first half. 

The second half resumed with so much pressure on the Philosophers. The Philosophers dominated the second half disturbing the opponents half’s with  free kicks. Political science goalkeeper who is ranked amongst the top rated goalkeepers in the university of Ibadan and have been making ‘impossible’ saves in the tournament denied the Philosophers several times from equalizing after pulling an unbelievable save.

Awolowo, who won the golden ball award became Philosophy’s hero after slotting in a late superb free kick past the helpless Political Science goalkeeper who outstretched his hands in the air, dashing the hopes of the  Social Sciences  giants  of winning at full time, forcing them into an unexpected penalty shootout.

The philosophers emerged victorious after scoring four penalties against the Political scientist who scored three. There was an uproar when the Philosophy goalkeeper was exchanged prior to the penalty shootout with a player in the first eleven which was placed under control. 


Presentation of Golden Glove Award

Individual awards were given to some exceptional players who participated in the seals cup. MBBS goalkeeper  Adeoluwa was named the goalkeeper of the tournament after keeping the highest number of keep sheets (6) in the tournament, Awolowo was named the player of the tournament due to playmaking abilities and Ayo from chemistry won the golden boot. 

Golden Glove – Adeoluwa (MBBS)

Golden Ball – Awolowo (Philosophy)

Golden Shoe – Ago (Chemistry)


Presentation of the golden shoe award

UI’SU Executives x SRC Members Defeated in Seals Cup Novelty Match 


By: Davistee

The Hall Chairmen and Faculty Presidents defeated the UI’SU Executives and the SRC members in the SEALS cup novelty match played at the SUB main pitch on Friday, October 27, 2023 prior to the final between Philosophy and Political Science.

The match was an entertaining and dramatic one as student leaders locked horns amongst themselves. The first half was exciting as the hall chairmen and the faculty presidents claimed a first half win which cemented their victory. 

Olumi, Social Sciences Faculty President opened scoring via a penalty kick due to a foul committed by Mojuba, UISU AGS, in the box. Hall Chairmen and Faculty Presidents scored two more goals due to Sanjay’s howlers. 

Changes were made in the second half leading  to the scoring of two goals by  SU Executives and SRC members which was not enough to redefine their cause Host opened scoring for his side via a penalty kick dashing the hopes of yamburger who was aiming to keep a clean sheet. He could not help himself as the Host’s side added one more goal.

The match thereby ended 3-2 in favour ofw Hall Chairmen and Faculty Presidents.

UI Pioneers Held in A 2-2 Draw Against Adeseun Eruwa Polytechnic as OYSTIGA Begins 


By: Davistee

In the ongoing OYSTIGA (Oyo State Tertiary Institutions Games) 13th edition tournament, hosted by the University of Ibadan at Awo stadium, the UI Male Football Team were held to a 2-2 draw against their Eruwa Polytechnic friends. 

The tournament, which started on 24th of October 2023, is a 6-day athletics and soccer competition. The soccer competition is expected to be played for three days where institutions were divided into two groups with three members each. All teams are expected to play two matches each where the table toppers in each group will both play in the final of the competition on the 28th of October..

Group A comprises UI, ADESEUN (Eruwa) and FCAHPT while Group B has POLY Ibadan, COLLEGE OF AGRICULTURE, Igboora and LAUTECH, Ogbomosho.

The host earned a draw against Eruwa polytechnic in the tournament opener after Ibrahim’s curler in the second half canceled Mendy’s own goal as the first half ended in a draw. Eruwa polytechnic gained the lead via an own goal, pogba’s strike leveled up the match at half time.

The opening ceremony of the competition started during halftime as various institutions athletes paraded the stadium in their ‘uniforms’ namely, Federal College of Animal Health and Food (FCAHPT), Polytechnic of Ibadan, Lautech, UI, Adeseun Ogundoyin Polytechnic, Eruwa and the College of Agriculture, Igboora. It was colourful and entertaining as the spectators jeered towards the athletes.



The Allen boys secured a point in the rainy encounter hoping to qualify for the final as they clashed with FCAHPT in their last match in the group stage. Uites were disappointed with the unfavorable result as they expected more from the Pioneers.

Also, the athletics events are expected to be completed within two days comprising the 4 x 100 male and female category, 100m male and female category, 200m male and 4 x 400 female and male category. 


A Report of An Interview With ASSE PRO




By: Ogunfolaju Olajumoke

In an interview session with one of the Public Relations Officer (PRO) of the department, Oluwafemi Moyosore, a 300 level student of Arts and Social Science CLA, questions were asked concerning her role as the Image of the department;’s association, the Whatapp Tv and department social media

On questions surrounding her position as a PRO, she told us about the publicity team group which cuts across all levels for proper dissemination of information. In her words, “We’re still working on the content we will be posting on Twitter but for now, educational content is assured. I can’t say I will be posting daily or weekly on Twitter, it depends but I will give it my all to post frequently on the platform”.

“We planned on launching WhatsApp TV with Twitter but due to some reasons, we had to separate it. WhatsApp TV is my vision because I feel it will be a great thing if we do because we have the number. Other students from other departments will be allowed to view WhatsApp TV and it will be launched before the end of this month.”

The WhatsApp Tv has as such been launched on Sunday, October 22, 2023 with a host of contents and memes. She also explained further on the social media page present status.

“If you check the Instagram page recently, you will notice that we’ve been posting on it. An example is the Fresher’s orientation. I’m so glad that Assesaites are engaging. I don’t have plans of opening a Facebook page for the department as I feel Facebook is outdated. But, there might be a change later.”

“My achievement so far since I emerged as the PRO is the launching of Twitter and consistent birthday wishes. Assesaites should expect the best from me.”

She likewise advised Assesaites to ensure they engage the association’s social media pages for more educative and inspiring contents.

“My word to Assesaites is that they should try to participate and engage with our social media contents as it helps one to do better.”

Relationships in UI: Make or Break?


By: The Scribe

Bayo, a handsome looking guy, who is loved and admired by both male friends and the opposite sex have been in this heavenly made relationship since the early days of his first step into this great citadel of learning. He and his girl – Modupe – being in the same department have been visualized by all as one of the most perfect relationships ever seen. Of course, it’s obviously a serious relationship – tending towards marriage.

Having spent three years in this loving relationship, it all of a sudden began to go the devil’s way. Both started seeing fault in each other’s known behavior and approach which thus began to create a huge gap between the two. It got to the point where both started to suspect another of acts of infidelity towards the relationship. It started to seem as though Bayo was cheating on Modupe and vice versa. 

A journey of 3 years jumped into an ocean of utmost failure when Bayo accused Modupe of having an affair with her male bestie. It then started to seem like a one time familiar face is now shaping to a far-off situation. To cut the long stride short, just like an airplane crash, the journey which was just about kissing three years and 2 months was given a sudden stand still. It all feels cold and over at that instance.

The context of relationships among students – of opposite sex – have been faced with a series of turns and shapes within the frame of the discussion. Coming to the university as youths, it is quite expected that the freedom to explore and exercise the liberation of being free from parents’ timely checks will be a sole drive that controls the hungry wave to embark on a relationship.

It can then be deduce that one of the main goal of embarking in relationship by university students is for exploration, trying to explore things they’ve wanted to engage in and not really understanding what the context is a whole. Some even engage in relationship out of peer influence, fear of feeling inferior when the talk surrounding boyfriends and girlfriends comes up. We also have some category who believe the only way to prove maturity is by being in a relationship. 

The discussion surrounding the relevance and getting involved in relationships has been misinterpreted by youths, even in the university of Ibadan. By getting involved in the likes of Idia 101, Awo 101 or say Queens 101, the formation of an intimate relationship starts. Well defined or not, the journey starts without any formal definition of the situation which as such dictates and sets a tune of direction for the boat they are about to sail on. 

The purpose of this article is not to stand and claim that students shouldn’t get involved in relationships, the focus of this article is resting on the quality that comes from these engagements. Most times, the focus is made to slide under the canopy of facade making the generality and idea about relationship seem like a toy game. I mean, we are talking about a term that has led some serious minds to have a lifetime partner. These are individuals who understand what the box of relationship offers and then stand to commit their time and get serious at their play.

Again, it becomes twisted later on when you see relationship like that of Bayo x Modupe, which have gone through some years of understudy – as the case may be – as well as intimate status. For relationships that lasts as far as 2 or 3 years, it is expected that such is an affair whose lens have been set to transform to a serious business – as the case may be. But, it becomes unfortunate when a sudden break occurs like an earthquake that strikes Japan.

To make or break? Relationships in UI among students have centered on breaking more than making. As of the familiar tune, the major purpose while most embark in a relationship is simple for pleasure, passing of time and exploration. No wonder the rate of ‘see finish’ and ‘serving of breakfast’ is on a very high state. Hardly, these days, will you see a relationship that set its foundation in university days leading to marriage. When the focus has been killed and manipulated for a different stance, what do you expect? 

It’s simply a high time the rediscovery of the true definition of relationship be known to the heart of student. This makes them to be well conscious of their attitude and approach towards relationship and see it as a medium to build a future partner and not fulfil the righteousness of self exploration. Relationship in it’s true sense is meant to make and not to break. To make, build and mould and not in any way break all of such.

Risks of Excess Sugar Consumption



By: Al-Kawthar
Health as defined according to the world health organization is a state of complete physical, mental and social well being and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity. To claim one is healthy cuts across the physical, mental and social dimensions. Good health cannot be purchased with money but can be improved. There is an idiom that says health is wealth.

Looking at it health is more than wealth. We cannot enjoy wealth without good health. Many people spend huge amounts of money to improve their health on a daily basis. Good health is a treasure and must not be underrated. People should always pay rapt attention to their body and avoid anything that’s detrimental to it.


Sometimes we love something but it poses great danger to our health. People like food products that are high in sugar. Excess sugar is a danger to our health. Sugar is a generic name for sweet and soluble carbohydrates, many of which are used in food. As the consumption of sugar grew in the 20th century researchers began to check whether taking excess sugar is injurious to human health. It was discovered that excessive consumption of sugar causes obesity, diabetics, cardiovascular disease etc .


In 2015 wordly health organization (WHO) strongly recommended that adults and children should reduce their intake of sugar to less than 10% of their total energy and encourage a reduction to below 5%. Sugar exists in different types white sugar, brown sugar, granulated sugar etc.


Adding sugar makes our diet sweet and tastes nicer. Several studies have shown that excess intake of sugar reduces our immune system. The immune system is made up of a complex network of organs, cells and proteins that fight infection (microbes).


Therefore we should only take little or avoid it completely. It interferes with the normal functions of our immune system. Sugar doesn’t provide any vitamins or nutrients. Excess intake of it can cause diseases like diabetics, obesity, toothache, high blood pressure, heart disease, weight gain etc.


Diabetes: Also called diabetes mellitus is a disease caused by too much sugar in the blood. It is of two types. Type 1 and type 2. Consumption of soda and other sugary drinks increase the risk of developing diabetes. Diets high in calories can lead to type two diabetes


Toothache: High level of sugar consumption can lead to tooth ache which may lead to development of cavities


High blood pressure: Excess intake of sugar can also lead to high blood pressure
Heart diseases
Weight gain etc.


How to Reduce Sugar


Staying Hydrated: We can stay hydrated by drinking water and not beverages, coffee, soda etc. The soda drinks we often take may taste nice and give us satisfaction but they dehydrate the body. It is important that we always keep our body hydrated by taking 6-8 glasses of water daily to enhance free flow of oxygen, easy digestion of food and flushing excess sugar from the body.


Consumption of Food rich in protein and Fat: It is important for us to always eat a right and healthy breakfast as it determines how our day goes. Increase diet with food rich in proteins and fats e.g beans, legumes, fish, groundnut eggs etc. Foods rich in fats help in sugar detox.
Eat lots of fruits: Examples are apple, watermelon, pineapple, cucumber. It supplies our body with vitamins and makes us healthier. Rather than consuming desserts rich in sugar and calories.


Reduce Stress: Do not engage in too many stressful activities, keep your stress level in check.
Eat lots of fibrous Vegetables: It helps in keeping sugar level under control.
Sleep well: Having a good amount of rest helps to stabilize sugar level by reducing stress and improving memory.


It is essential that people make good decisions regarding their health. Making choices that are beneficial to their health like drinking lots of water, avoiding too much stress, eating food rich in protein, fat, vitamins etc, not engaging in too much stress and sleeping well.

Marie’s High – Chapter Two



NEW MONEY, DOUBLE TROUBLE

I wanted to ask her which siblings but I kept quiet because I didn’t want it to seem like I was insulting her. As far as I knew, my parents didn’t have any children except me before their death. Aunt Simi’s extraordinarily flat tummy also made it hard to believe she’s had a kid so I didn’t think she could have more but I was wrong.

“Big sis, you’re awake!” Gbemi cuddled me. Her name and that of her two other brothers were printed with white ink on the navy blue polo they were putting on so it saved me the trouble of asking them. The two boys ignored me because they were engrossed in playing with Scott, our new German Shepherd dog.

“Grandma wants you to come in for breakfast”, I announced but still didn’t get any response from the boys. They acted like I didn’t exist.

“Big sis, let’s leave them alone. Only mum knows how to handle them”, she held my right hand and we moved in. Grandma made boiled rice with chicken stew for breakfast. Ignoring the stress she put into preparing the delicious meal, I ate only three spoonfuls with small chunks of chicken. At first, Gbemi scolded her mom for not eating to her satisfaction because she was watching her weight but I was surprised to see her finish the food on her floral-designed plate and take more. I couldn’t figure out the reason why she needed to lose some weight though.

“Don’t you like the food?” Grandma checked the food as if she was hoping to see something as terrible as a dead house fly inside it, so I would at least have had a reasonable excuse for not eating again but I didn’t care.

“No, ma. I’m already filled up. Thanks for the meal”, I grinned but she still didn’t look satisfied.

“Can I have yours?” Tominwa sucked the marrow from his chicken bones as if he had never eaten it before.

“Sure”, I acted like a big sis.

“I’m very happy, mom. We should do this often and invite my fiance to join us since he’s gonna be a part of the fa….” she started coughing so I had to quickly pour her a glass of water.

“That is what happens when you talk too much. What do you want the kids to learn from you?” Grandma howled at her and made me wonder if I was part of the ‘kids’ she was referring to.
I didn’t need anyone to tell me she wasn’t in support of the wedding yet Aunt Simi wasn’t willing to bend to her will. It was hard for me to choose which side to take because I also hated second marriages but I didn’t want to judge a relation of mine for making a decision that made her happy. Grandma once told me to follow my aunt and dad’s footsteps because they had happy marriages. Now, I’m beginning to think it was a lie so I need to find out the truth. Maybe it’s time to face reality. After all, I’m not a little girl who needs fairy tales to be happy anymore.
“Excuse me”, I stood up to leave the dining room.

“Let’s make a toast before you leave”, Aunt Simi poured some orange juice into each of our glass cups.

“To our family and my upcoming wedding”, she said and we clink our glasses peacefully because Grandma chose to ignore her last word.

After the toast, I went to my bedroom to have my siesta but the chattering voices of my new siblings prevented me from doing that early enough. My only wish was to see them gone before I woke up.

A gentle evening breeze was the main reason I finally opened my eyes a few hours later to have my bath and change into my Mickey Mouse outfit. Then, I decided to take some banana and coconut milk smoothies from the fancy fridge near our dining table. While passing by the master’s bedroom to go downstairs, I heard some noise. The sayer’s voice wasn’t audible enough yet I knew it was grandma. Her door was ajar, so I could see Aunt Simi kneeling and crying like a baby whose candy was snatched. A few seconds later, she was already standing upright beside me looking bright as though nothing happened.

She sure had a master’s degree in hiding feelings! “I thought I wouldn’t be able to see you before leaving”, she hugged me and whispered some words in my ear, “Don’t forget our agreement. I’m leaving the kids in your care”.

“I wish you a safe trip”, I didn’t know what else to say.

Gbemi’s wailing prevented me from studying well because I was used to a quiet and peaceful environment. As her mom’s bestie, all efforts made to calm her nerves were futile. Others didn’t give a damn about what she was doing but it affected me. They were acting as if everything was normal and Grandma also didn’t deem it fit to send her back to her mom. I assumed Grandma held the kids down to punish her but wasn’t sure that was enough to make her change her mind.

“Your mum should be in bed, now” Uncle B slammed the silver door in the living room behind him when he returned from Aunt Simi’s home. He offered to drive her there under the pretext that “a beautiful lady deserves nothing but a sweet ride in a private car, not running after public buses”.

“Be careful, Uncle B. Mum’s engaged “, Bola teased him.

“Thanks for reminding me”, he laughed.
The following morning, my annoying alarm clock rang for the fifth time, then I stretched my right hand lazily to turn it off. Anxiety denied me sleep until 5 a.m. Like I do every other school day, I folded my bed sheets quickly and dashed to the bathroom, where I gave in to a cold bath. Afterward, I towel-dried my dark skin and applied some pure Shodam coconut oil. Inside my closet, Marie’s high school uniform (a blue pleated knee-high skirt, short-sleeved pink shirt, and long tie with the school’s badge) hung neatly till I removed it.

Marie’s High was one of the best schools in my country. They had high moral standards, and their admission questions made even an upcoming genius like me sweat in the examination hall that had several air conditioners yet I eventually got admission into the school. Grandma was happy because she heard some kids whose parents were even richer than we were weren’t admitted. Well, she was the one who came up with the idea of transferring to the school. Leaving my previous school wasn’t my plan but Nifemi was in no position to question an order even though it was given as a suggestion.

“Ekaro ma(Good morning, ma)”, I greeted her with my knees on the cold floor of the living room, as she taught me. Grandma was always proud to see me act like a typical Yoruba girl.
“Karoo omo mi. Shey dada loji? (Good morning, my child. Did you sleep well)”, she replied.
“Beni ma (Yes, ma’am)”, I rose to my feet.
“Your uncle’s washing his car in the garage. He’s taking you to school and wants you to be ready before he returns”, she helped Segun knot his tie.
“Yes, Grandma “, I poured some hot coffee from a coffee machine into my favorite mug and added a few cubes of sugar. Uncle B returned as soon as I finished washing my utensils.

Everything that happened: the new money, mansion, car, school, and siblings felt like a dream come true within the twinkle of an eye. Nobody hates comfort but it won’t come without a price. Even the blessings from God require one to face temptations, face ordeals, and make sacrifices. I was required to deal with the four little rats seated close to me on our way to Marie’s high in Uncle B’s car. What I wasn’t ready for was the segregation of students based on social class in my new school.
The morning sun produces vitamin D yet no one on earth will choose trekking over a ride in a fully air-conditioned car. I shed tears of joy when I remembered the days I used to trek to school. Lots of happy memories flashed back to my mind, especially those with my junior high school crush.

“Welcome to Marie’s high school, kids”, Uncle B smiled when we finally arrived at the school gate.

To be continued…
By Enny’s Blog

Man Gat Chop: Living as a Student Amidst Hike in Food Prices



By: Ayinke
In the grand scheme of a university student’s life, there are a few sacred institutions, and the daily pilgrimage to the campus eatery is one of them. We’ve all been there, sitting at GSK, Archives, SBJ, or even our usually bountiful Tedder Cafe, gorging ourselves until we’re on the verge of a food coma. But let’s not kid ourselves – life as we know it has changed. The food we’ve grown accustomed to is now a distant memory, and my stomach, bless its rumbling heart, wept. You see, “Man has gat chop,” but the days of you don chop belleful are fading faster than last semester’s crush. Well I don find an alternative God bless Gifted Wolverine Cafe (Mellanby) for their Beans and bread everly coming through.


When news of the impending hike in meal prices circulated around campus a couple of weeks ago, it felt as if the very fabric of the universe might unravel. But alas, it was merely a tempest in a teapot. The cries to the Student Union and the enigmatic Sanjay were heard far and wide, but nothing really changed, much like the hike in cab fees – just more hullabaloo, less happening.


Before you jump to conclusions and pick sides, let’s take a closer look. Just as “man has gat chop,” food vendors and cab drivers also have to fend for their livelihoods. Did you ever stop to consider that these humble drivers and food vendors may have uni-bound kids? That’s right, even they are facing the same struggles we are. So when the economic situation deals them a tough hand, they do what any pragmatic warrior would do – they pass the burden onto us.


In the timeless quest for sustenance, humour might just be our secret sauce. So, let’s journey through this brave new world of student sustenance with a hint of jest and a dollop of wit, where “man has gat chop,” but the price has gone up, up, and away.


The Great Meal Migration
Picture this: It’s lunchtime, and you walk into GSK, hoping to find your favourite mouthwatering fried rice and jollof rice, you know how the smell can swallow the whole of Bello now. But hold your horses, my friend. That plate of deliciousness now costs more than usual. SBJ suddenly has undergone a transformation, not unlike a chameleon changing colours to blend into its surroundings. What used to be your trusty spot for affordable meals now looks like a pop-up Michelin-star restaurant, oh boy, you have gat to pay for the luxury treatment plus picture spot SBJ has now oo, Awoites can relate.


let’s call him bros GSK Captain Culinary, he must have attended a masterclass on pricing while we weren’t looking. Suddenly, a humble plate of rice and stew comes with a side of sticker shock. As we contemplate our new reality, we have to wonder if the university is secretly training future gourmet chefs. Or perhaps they’re grooming us for a future in finance, as we now need to perform complex calculations just to determine if we can afford a meal or go back to our kitchenettes and stoves. But university stress can be tiring to cook at times.


The Food Vendor’s Dilemma
Now, let’s turn the spotlight to the real heroes behind the scenes – the food vendors. They may not wear capes, but they serve up sustenance to starving students, which is pretty heroic in our books. These brave souls have had to navigate the labyrinthine intricacies of supply and demand, inflation, and a global food crisis. They’ve done their homework and realized that when the price of tomatoes skyrockets, so does the cost of your beloved jollof rice.


Our dear food vendors have become financial strategists, and the pricing of each meal now involves more calculations than your last calculus exam. Not to mention, they’ve become masters at predicting which exotic ingredient will suddenly become a luxury item. Have you ever seen a chef expertly juggle spices while explaining the intricacies of the stock market? Well, meet your campus food vendor.


Our Cabby Men and Keke Men
Now, let’s not forget about our friends in the transportation business – the cab drivers. They ferry us to and fro, rain or shine, often with a smile and some good-natured banter. They’ve got families too, and those kids need an education, which can be just as costly as the latest iPhone. So when the price of fuel takes a hike, so does your cab fare.


These drivers, who are also part-time philosophers and occasional comedians, bear the burden of breaking the news about the impending fare increase. You’ll be cruising along, engaged in a lively debate about last night’s football match when, out of the blue, your driver hits you with the news. The fare is going up, and he delivers the verdict with the solemnity of a judge at a murder trial.


The Art of Student Survival
In this brave new world of student sustenance, we must adapt, improvise, and overcome. Gone are the days when you could order that extra serving of suya without a second thought. Instead, we’ve become connoisseurs of the cafeteria, seeking out the best deals like a seasoned detective tracking down a slippery suspect.


We’ve mastered the art of strategic eating. Breakfast is now brunch, and we skip lunch to justify indulging in a sumptuous dinner. And if all else fails, instant noodles have become our trusty sidekicks and our life saving groceries and floating berries,saving us from the brink of gastronomic despair.
Remember, “Man has gat chop,” but sometimes that chop might just be a pocket-friendly plate of fried rice from a street vendor.


In conclusion, as we navigate these turbulent culinary waters, let’s not forget that the food vendors and cab drivers are simply trying to make ends meet, much like the rest of us. So, while the price hikes may make our wallets weep, perhaps a little understanding and a touch of humour can help us endure the trials and tribulations of student life with a smile on our faces. After all, “Man has gat chop,” and he’s determined to savour every bite, even if it costs a bit more.

The Grooming of Freshers and Orientation Activities: The Foundation to Success




By Seilatolaide


Surrounding the different compartments bringing about a collective action to foster the achievement of drilling a firm foundation to fashion a beautiful colour of the Freshers, several orientations and Fresher’s welcome have been opted to amiably with the sense of germinating an excellent seed in a fertile soil.

Questions could be asked around the continuity of Freshers welcome and orientation right from the beginning of the semester extending towards the ending edge. This is a curiosity filled with wonderful answer which is to retain the honour of the university and ensure the maximum achievements of the laid primary goals of the newly admitted students.

Several units ranging from the faculty, departments to religious association and bodies have made adequate arrangement and organization of Freshers welcome and orientation. In the University of Ibadan, the faculty of Education has successfully conducted her Fresher’s welcome and orientation which serve as a ground of reminder to students of their motives and various steps to take towards climbing the ladder of success.


The DCC of Arts and Social Sciences department, on the 17th of October 2023, approved the Fresher’s welcome budget prior to the organization of Freshers welcome and orientation. This Freshers welcome and orientation have been held highly with a great importance which can be perceived tight down to the religious organization groups. The Teacher Education Christian Fellowship (TECF) organized its Freshers welcome situated at Mellanby SCR to bring a reminder of the spiritual importance of students on their road to achieving their goals which can be achieved with necessary strategies including the maintenance of good health.


This implies that the importance of Freshers’ welcome and orientation should never be underestimated as it is profound with a huge extended root that inspires and motivates the students towards walking in the right way to success and picking the right choice to align in the right way.


The Freshers welcome and orientation brings students together and promote some form of connectivity and networking amidst new students. Students meet through this mode and work together as a team to meet up with ladies down goals of being a college students, it also serves as an opportunity towards meeting with mentors who are well instilled and experienced students ready to put the young one through the way they traced to acquiring their status of success at their recent level.


Freshers are new members of the school who probably have little or are totally naive about the culture of the school they have found themselves in. They need guidance who would help them in their journey to success. Notably, every Fresher can easily meet up with someone to help, probably due to differences in personality.

But the avenue of Freshers welcome and orientation serve as their easiest way to promote connectivity and be easily guided. Sense of belonging is one of the characteristic of Freshers welcome and orientation every students from various section and sub section find themselves together and interact to achieve the same goal of being a students and it’s a mode to transmit knowledge on the way of life of the school to the students so they can adapt to the new environment they are to find themselves in the next 4 to 6 years of schooling.


The extension level of Freshers welcome and orientation is to promote reminders at various weeks of the resumption to prevent a mislead and diversion from the ultimate goal of being a student. This, thus, awakens the students and results into excellent performance at the end of the semester/session.

Passkey



I tell you of a password..
A passkey in disguise of a metal..
A key built with words…
One that openeth no doors..
One that unlocks the gates of heart…
In grab I lay my quest..
To penetrate to minds I seek
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Philosophy, Political Science Cruise Past, Set up A Seals Cup Final Clash



By: Davisteee


The 3rd edition Seals Cup finalist Philosophy moves into the final round of the tournament after defeating faculty of science representatives, computer Science, by 2 goals to nil at the SUB Pitch on the 23rd of October 2023.


On the other hand, in an entertaining and rigorous encounter, Political Science booked their place in the competition’s final at the expense of MBBS. An early penalty at the 7th minute was all that’s needed for Political Science to edge past their opponent.


The second half was likened to a Barcelona – Chelsea form as MBBS launched an all-out attacking force in search of an equalizing goal. But the well arranged Political Science backline and a rock solid was all they needed to turn MBBS full attack to nothing.


Philosophy defeated philosophy in an entertaining match as both sides were impressive. John converted a first half penalty kick as the dominant philosophers earned a first half win. Computer Science kept on launching in set pieces into philosophy’s half till the match ended, but all these did not prevent the philosophers from qualifying for the finals.


John further added to Computer Science woes after scoring a stunner via a throw In , in second half sealing philosophy spot’s in the final round.
The philosophers will be hoping to win the tournament for the first time after suffering a defeat against Geography in the last year’s final as they face Political Science.


The Clinical giant MBBS will be hoping to clinch the Bronze medal as they face computer science in the third place on Thursday, October 26, 2023 by 4pm. The final will be played on Friday, October 27, 2023.
Will Philosophy win the trophy or will their Fate continue????

Studentpreneur: An Assurance of Future Wealth Or A Simplified Delusion?




By: Enny’s Blog

In the past few years, the number of entrepreneurs on our campus has increased. You’ll either hear “Samantha’s Treats” or “Yems Footies” approaching you on Tech Road or knocking on your hostel door to get you to buy from them. They make you believe you’re sowing into their future and you have no choice but to dip your hand into your purse, no matter how slim. Of course, entrepreneurship has indeed made a tremendous impact on the financial lives of students. However, not all is glittering about this old craft now seen as a gold mining platform.

What is entrepreneurship itself? According to Peter F. Drucker, it refers to the “process of conceiving a potentially profitable and marketable idea, designing it into a product or service, acquiring financial, material, and human resources to begin the production activity, and launching and operating it in the form of a business along with being responsible for all of the associated risks. Individuals who engage in this activity are called entrepreneurs.

As an ideal economic activity, entrepreneurship has enabled many students to earn their first income. Some eventually convert it into cash to pay for their school fee, accommodation fees, or print assignments. The smart ones among them even go as far as investing the little or much they can or saving it for the future expansion of their business. There have been several cases where students graduate only to open their office. A good example is “Matti Grills”, a UI student who started by selling “stir fry spag” in UI till he eventually opened his restaurant.

Of course, everything isn’t just about money. Entrepreneurship also allows students to express their passion and skills. How else will you know Lade can make tote bags if she doesn’t tell you or go as far as making one for you? Additionally, it allows them to develop it. This is because as the need arises to meet the needs of different kinds of clients, they’ll be inspired to acquire the needed skills to satisfy them.

Another good advantage of entrepreneurship that most people don’t recognize is the fact that it teaches responsibility. As students learn how to be responsible for themselves and other people at an early stage, it’ll be easier for them to cope with a larger workforce in the future. Through this, adjusting to the working class won’t be hard for them. The act of being responsible might not really reflect in their career but in their marital life.

Further, entrepreneurship prepares students for future business tasks. They should make mistakes and learn from them than when they’re all grown up. After school life comes with several monetary responsibilities so there may not be time for trial and error. Once all the major mistakes have been made and corrected, it will be easier to progress with their business pursuits.

As rewarding as entrepreneurship can be, it also has its downsides. The first is that it has made some students lose focus. It’s no news that many students matriculated to graduate with a first class. Unfortunately, along the way, they found a new love – “entrepreneurship” – and lose focus. It’s one of the reasons many now take “attending to customers” more seriously than ‘attending classes’.

Some students claim even as entrepreneurs, they haven’t lost sight of their first reason for seeking admission. That’s true but even at that, the daily struggles of trying to restock or deliver goods have got their attention. Even though they weren’t “tsunamized” or “eroded”, many don’t have grades they’re proud of or what they initially agreed with their parents. Only a few can keep the banner high.

The worst thing entrepreneurship has done to the academic system is make many believe it’s the only way to succeed. It’s so sad that there was a case of a student dropping out of school to focus on his business. It’s also one of the reasons some students don’t care about their grades anymore so far they’re making money. As a result, they make those who aren’t entrepreneurs feel like they’re joking with their lives.

Even though entrepreneurship is painted glamorous, the fact remains that not everyone is going to make it through this format. Unfortunately, some students fail to realize this and keep investing more money which they end up losing at the end of the day. Some students just decide to go into entrepreneurship to feel among others.

Entrepreneurship is one of the major ways but not the only way to amass wealth. Students need to first understand this so it’ll guide them in making the right decision. In other ways, ‘entrepreneurship’ is not the only way to make it in life. Before deciding to start a business, each student should assess their strengths and weaknesses to be sure they have what it takes to proceed.

No doubt, the economic state of our country has rendered some courses useless. Therefore, there is a need for the government to invest in some abandoned sectors of the economy so there can be equal opportunities for each sector and one or two sectors won’t be oversaturated. In this case, they can set up a committee to liaise with young creative minds and come up with a suitable solution.

School authorities likewise have a role to play in this range. Instead of just teaching and imparting knowledge to students, they must be enlightened on how to utilize this knowledge. Universities should encourage students to come up with creative ways to make an impact in their various fields regardless of the deplorable state of the country. After all, they’ve seen and heard stories of creative Nigerians building cars despite the state of the country.

Most importantly, students should encourage themselves to develop in their various fields. Aside from writing and debate clubs, there should be other associations for people in other fields. These associations should help students learn parts of their profession that can’t be acquired in lecture rooms and discover useful internship opportunities. They can also go as far as soliciting help from governmental or non-governmental organizations to get funds from members who want to embark on projects that will benefit society.

In conclusion, entrepreneurship is indeed a golden opportunity to create wealth for those who can properly utilize it. Yet, only those who can endure and manage risks should undertake this venture. Rather than focus on entrepreneurship alone, there should be opportunities for each person to choose the profession of their choice and work under organizations yet be able to live decently.

Beautiful Nubia Returns To His Alma Mater, Delivers an Energetic Musical Performance



By: Oluwamuyiwa Eniola (Enny’s Blog)


The legend, Beautiful Nubia known for his keen interest and passion for African music graced the concert hall of the Department of Music on Tuesday, 24th of October 2023 as part of his Campus Tour Musical Performance.

From the moment he stepped on stage till he left, students could feel the impact of his musical and poetry prowess despite how cramped they were in the small venue chosen for the event. Akindolu gave an energetic performance that sustained the interest of his vibrant audience from the beginning to the end.

However, Akindolu didn’t just come to sing or feed the eyes of loyal fans who had been looking forward to seeing him since childhood. Upon finishing the second song for the night, he took a short break which he used to enlighten students on seven essential principles to live by. These include embracing truth, honest work, courage, perseverance, learning patience, humility, and contentment.

During this enlightening session, he also revealed that he’s been going on free school tours since 2004 to encourage students to embrace personal change so they will be able to make a meaningful impact in society.
Akindolu stated that he believes we can still make Nigeria better.

In his words, “The change must start from bottom to top, it won’t start from top to bottom”. He further emphasized that one of the major reasons why our leaders have failed us is because they didn’t get good home training.

According to Beautiful Nubia, his creed which he also recommends for others is, “You cannot be happy if your neighbor is not happy. You cannot find peace if your neighbor does not have peace. We are only as rich as the poorest in our society”.

He likewise went on to dazzle the impressed audience with his craft and then invited students from the department to sing two of his songs, “What A Feeling” and “Baba Mimo” which were beautifully delivered.

One of the guests of honor at the event was the University registrar, in person of Mr. G.O. Saliu, After the students of the music department performed, he came on stage to commend the efforts of the music star.

He also talked about the decision of the committee in charge of the UI’s 75th Anniversary to make Beautiful Nubia part of the 75 alumni ambassadors for special occasions, which generated excitement from the audience.

The songs Nubia chose to wrap up his musical performance for the evening were “Seven Lives” (which he wrote as an undergraduate in UI, being a Melambite), “Leke Leke” and “Ikoko Akufo”.

In his closing remark, Nubia acknowledged the members of his team, admonished students not to forget the seven principles he discussed and to be keen on making impacts in whichever field they belong to.